The best thing about January – apart from getting to eat all the leftover mince pies – is the opportunity to pick up a whole load of bargain sex toys that’ll keep you entertained and aroused all year round. One of my favourite things about SexToys.co.uk is they don’t beat around the bush when it comes to discounting stuff: they want everyone to have access to cheap sex toys, and be able to try out new things without breaking the bank.
So let’s get stuck in as I give you a whistlestop tour of all the best cheap sex toy deals. Don’t forget, though, if you don’t see anything on my list that tickles your fancy, there are plenty more where these came from: have a look at the sex toy sale page to find something that suits you!
I am personally very curious to try this toy out, and at only £29.95 (down from £49.99) now may well be the perfect time. The Touch the Wave vibrator is touch sensitive, which means you just need to apply pressure to change the speed at which it vibrates. What’s more, it’s ribbed in a deliciously sexy way, to add extra stimulation whether you’re rubbing it externally or using it to stimulate your G-spot.
My other top pick for bargain vibrators is the Infinitt G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. One of the biggest sex toy trends of 2018 was the introduction of suction sex toys – ones which use tiny suction cups (and do something clever with air flow) to give gentle, stimulating suction to your clit. Yes, really. These exist. And if you haven’t tried one yet, perhaps now’s the time to have a go, with this rabbit vibe with suction cup selling for just £39.95 (it’s usually over 50 quid). I can promise you that suction orgasms are genuinely unique – I’ve never felt anything else like one.
Cheap anal toys
Silicone is body-safe, easy to clean, and long-lasting, so it’s usually a bit more expensive than some of the other materials on the market. So the chances of you finding a silicone anal vibrator for less than a tenner are usually pretty slim. Not today, though: enter the Diamond Textured Silicone Anal Vibrator. Currently on sale for the absurdly low price of £8.95, it’s the perfect introduction to anal play – slim and comfortable, with an embedded bullet vibe for extra stimulation.
While you’re picking up anal toys, grab yourself some bargain lube at the same time – plenty of lube makes for much more fun anal play!
What are you after in a dildo? If you want brilliant texture, then this is the one for you: the Ribbed Silicone Dildo with suction cup can be used either on its own or in a strap-on. And at £8.95 you can’t really go wrong, can you? After Christmas the bank balance always looks a bit woebegone, so being able to bring this much sexy happiness to your life for less than a tenner is an excellent January treat.
Cheap bondage equipment
Let’s begin with the very basics: bondage tape! If you’re into kink, you should definitely try this. It’s like gaffer tape, except it only sticks to itself, meaning your sub will be suitably restrained without the agony of having hairs pulled out when it’s time to release them. Quick and easy to use, and now reduced to £3.95.
I’m not sure if this counts as bondage equipment, but this adjustable cock strap is made of leather and it technically restrains someone so I’m counting it here. I have a leather cock strap that I’ve owned for years, and it’s always been one of my favourite simple sex toys – use the poppers to secure it on, and just snap them open when you’re done (or when your erection gets so big you want to burst out of it like the Hulk). This usually retails for £8.95, but in the bargain sex toy sale it’s only £3.95!
Bound Nubuck Wrist Cuffs, being high-quality, will usually set you back £32.95. But in the January sale you can pick up these bargain cuffs for just £14.83. Need I say more? They also come with quick-release clips on each side, so not only can you attach them to other restraints, you can also get them off in a hurry if you need to stop play. Every kinky home should have some!
The Doc Johnson ‘Main Squeeze’ masturbator is an excellent example of a fun dick toy that gives you more than just a nice texture to get to grips with. The sides of the toy are left open to allow for easier squeezing – and more pressure as you wank! I have one, and it’s brilliant. This version is an upgrade to the one I own, as it includes a remote-control vibrator in the body of the toy too – if you’ve never tried vibrations on your penis yet, make 2019 the year you give it a shot. Turn the vibe on to give tingling stimulation all the way down your dick. This bargain masturbator used to be £79.95, but in the sale you can get it for just £54.95!
Grab more bargain sex toys in our January sale!
While I can give you an overview, I can never capture all the cheap sex toys in a single blog post, so the best way to get what you want is to go through the January sale page yourself. And once you’ve filled your basket with cheap dildos and bargain vibrators, why not also treat yourself to a mug that proclaims your love of cock? Every home should have one. Including mine (hint hint, boss).