Right now you can buy a dozen red roses from Marks and Spencer for £20. A nice Valentine’s treat, sure, but it certainly won’t win you any awards for originality. What’s more, those flowers will have wilted within a week or so. Surely there are more unique Valentine’s ideas that will last a little longer? Perhaps some sexy games or gifts that you can use to form memories to stockpile in your wank bank?
Love Hearts treasure hunt
OK so I guess you won’t win many originality prizes for using Love Hearts as your surprise, because according to the Mirror over 750 million more packets are sold around Valentine’s Day than at other times of year. But for a truly unique Valentine’s idea, try combining Love Hearts with some other treats (like maybe 3 amazing sex toys for £20?) and plan a unique home treasure hunt.
Your loved one walks in the front door to be confronted with an envelope. Inside the envelope is a Love Heart for them to eat, and a treasure hunt clue along the lines of…
“One of the things I find sexiest about you is your… [fill in the blank]. Want to know what else? Find the next clue, in the living room.”
As they walk through the house collecting envelopes, compliments, Love Hearts and sex toys, they also gather confidence and the knowledge that you appreciate and admire all their sexiest bits. By the time they get to the final clue, which leads them to the bedroom, hopefully they’ll be excited to find out the ‘prize’ you have in store when they finish the hunt!
What is it they’ll see when they get to the final stage? That’s up to you, but I reckon finding you sprawled on the bed wearing some lingerie or other sexy underwear might go down a treat. Or how about finding you surrounded by massage candles, blindfolded and waiting for them to get started on the fun?
Sex vouchers poker
Take a pen and some torn up pieces of paper. Each of you write on the paper something sexy that you’d like to exchange with the other. Think: “10 minutes of spanking”, “a pre-dinner hand job”, “15 minutes of oral stimulation while I watch porn”, and keep writing until you each have a pile of ‘vouchers’ for different sex acts that you could do to each other. Then: play poker. You’re betting against each other using the sex vouchers you’ve drawn up, and the winner gets to keep the vouchers for use throughout the year.
The best thing about this game is it can be customised depending on how you’d prefer to play – you get to pick the sex acts you both want included, and you get to decide what is worth ‘wagering’ against the other. Think 15 minutes of oral is worth more than a 5 minute spanking? Insist on two vouchers going into the pot instead of one. And if poker isn’t your game, you can play this with almost any game you like – even ‘Snap’ if you just want a quick n dirty way to win your sex vouchers!
If this all sounds like too much hard work, I don’t blame you, but equally hot fun can be had for less than £20 by picking up one of the sexy games we have on site – like Fifty Nights of Naughtiness for only £12.95.
Guess the sex toy
If you know your partner has been hankering after a new cock ring or bullet vibe, rather than just presenting them with the toy in a gift box, ask them if they want to spend Valentine’s Day playing a little guessing game.
If they’re game, tie them up using bondage rope, blindfold them (this Bound Nubuck mask is great and is in the 3 toys for £20 sale!) and gently run the new sex toy over their naked skin. First turned off, then turned on, gradually teasing its way towards their most sensitive spots, while they try and guess what it is. If they win? Not only do they get to keep the toy, but you get to use it right in that moment to give them a spectacular orgasm…
Unique Valentine’s ideas that won’t break the bank
As ever, we at SexToys.co.uk are all about helping you get your kicks without getting kicked in the bank balance. So even if none of the unique Valentine’s ideas above take your fancy, you’re sure to find something budget to bang with over at our Valentine’s sex toy deals page.