What are the best freebies to receive when you check into a hotel? Shampoo? Chocolate on the pillow? Well, how would you feel if instead of these obvious things, you got a menu of sex toys instead? That’s right: sex toy hotels exist, and if you’re planning a romantic getaway for Valentine’s Day you might want to look around for a sexy place to stay that offers something extra.
Luckily for you, I’m willing to put in the hard work, so I’ve found four amazing sex toy hotels and one website where you can find even more. Pick your favourite, get your credit card out, and start planning a dirty weekend to remember!
Hotel Pelirocco – Brighton
Like your sex with a bit of rock and roll? The Hotel Pelirocco in Brighton has got you covered. With rooms that are at the bleeding edge of cool, you’d think they wouldn’t need to offer any extras to get you interested, yet still – for between £35-60 they offer a hamper of sex toys, delivered to your room, to be enjoyed throughout your stay.
Or if you’d prefer to pick the toys yourself, grab what you fancy from our sex toy deals page!
Blakes Hotel – Kensington
It’s pricey, and classy, but what better way to treat your other half on Valentine’s Day? Alongside sumptuously sexy rooms, Blakes Hotel in Kensington also offers a deal where you can choose a ‘naughty’ or ‘nice’ package to be placed in your room. The ‘nice’ gives you traditional romance – think rose petals on the bed and chocolates and all that kerfuffle. But with the ‘naughty’ package you get the sex toy hotel stay of your dreams: a bespoke collection of sex toys and a Kama Sutra book, for you to enjoy at your leisure.
The packages start at £411, though, so if that’s a little too eye-watering for you then why not try and recreate the atmosphere at home? SexToys.co.uk sells sex toy bundles for as little as £59.95.
Gild Hall Hotel – New York
It’s a bit further afield than the previous hotels, but hey! What could impress your date more than a weekend in New York? Rather than pre-booking a package, the Gild Hall Hotel simply wraps sex toys (and condoms and lube, of course!) and places them in your room’s minibar. Rooms cost from around $200 per night, depending on the time of year, so you probably want to go during the low season if you want to bag a bargain.
Not sure this one’s for you? You can get a similar sex toy hotel experience by picking up a couple’s mystery bundle – over £80 worth of sex toys, for less than £45. And the money you’ve saved can go towards a sexy trip next year.
Kink BNB – Anywhere
Looking for something a little… feistier? The website Kink BNB has a huge number of sexy rooms to choose from, where the phrase ‘sex toy hotel’ should really be replaced with ‘fully equipped dungeon’. It works a little like Air BNB, where you scour apartments, dungeons and playrooms which are offered for rent by their owners. A quick peruse of the site threw up everything from self-contained dungeons in garden rooms to full apartments with bondage furniture that’s free for you to use while you’re staying.
The Secret Dungeon – High Wycombe
If the idea of doing lots of research kills your boner, then ignore the site above and just head straight to the Secret Dungeon Hotel in High Wycombe. This sex toy hotel is not for the faint of heart – consisting of a fully-equipped dungeon that comes complete with hot tub for post-spanking relaxation. If you want to take some saucy pics while you’re there, they will even rent you a camera with memory card to take them on – so you can upload directly to your laptop without worrying they’ll accidentally find their way to your group chats on WhatsApp.
The one thing to note is that while the dungeon comes equipped with lots of fetish and spanking equipment, if you want to play with insertable toys you’ll probably want to bring your own – so check out the deals we have on butt plugs and dildos, and stock up before your stay!
Sex toy hotels: take your stuff home with you!
If you’re planning on heading to a sex toy hotel, or indeed any hotel where you’re planning on getting it on, the most important thing to remember is to take all your stuff home with you. In 2015 the UK travel company LateRooms reported that 30% of the items left behind in hotels were sex toys. Not exactly a joy for the cleaning staff, I imagine. More importantly, it means there are cock rings and vibrators going in the bin, when they should be going home in the owner’s suitcase, so they can relive the fun they had later!