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"Lower Your Expectations" Gift Bag

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  • 3-Pack
  • Made from Kraft Paper and Cloth Ribbon
  • 11 x 8 x 4 inches (28 x 20 x 10 cm)
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"Lower Your Expectations" Gift Bag

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Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our "Now is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectations" snarky gift bag. It’s the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.

11 x 8 x 4 inches (28 x 20 x 10 cm)

3-Pack
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Brand: Wood Rocket

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Material: Kraft Paper / Cloth Ribbon
Color: Brown

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