Tag Archives: massage

Erotic massage (AKA Nuru massage) – tips, tricks and sex toy special offers

Erotic massage has to be one of the most relaxing and enjoyable ways to begin a play session. You get to touch – and be touched – all over, paying attention to areas that often get overlooked in favour of heading straight for the genitals. What’s more, with the right massage oil and some sheets […]

Order your sexy gifts in time for Christmas (plus get a free bullet vibe!)

There are ten days left until Christmas (or eleven, depending on whether you count Christmas Day itself) so if you’re looking to order some sexy gifts for your special someone, you need to get your orders in as soon as possible!

Erotic massage: in praise of getting slippy

If you’d asked me five years ago whether I fancied an ‘erotic massage’, I’d have probably asked if we could just get on with the sex. The idea of being rubbed all over with oil before shagging struck me as a very frustrating way to make the bedsheets messy, without any of the fun that […]

Can you orgasm just by sniffing this one weird thing…?

If ever anything deserved a clickbait title, it’s this. When someone in the pub told me that there was a mushroom that could give me an orgasm, my initial reaction was to tell him that even if someone’s got a fairly short penis, calling it a mushroom might be a bit harsh. Thing is, he […]

The power of the prostate (and why you should make the most of it)

If you’ve got a prostate but you’ve never quite used it to its full potential, I’m here to give you an eager run-down of why prostate massage is so awesome, and how to get started. The first time I ever masturbated was a bit like that moment in the Wizard of Oz, when everything turns […]

Why Do We Kiss?

We all love a good smooch right? We’re not talking the sloppy kind from Aunt Agnes, we mean the passionate kind! But why do we do it? Michael Stevens (the guy in this video) is the creator and host of Vsauce, an educational YouTube channel that addresses scientific oddities, like “Is Your Red the Same […]

Born Slippy: What Is Nuru Massage?

There’s a new craze in town…and it’s NOT loom bands! Introducing Nuru massage, the best thing to come out of Japan since your last vibrator! We’ve just added the Mr Nori’s Magic Gel range which provides everything you need to get downright slippy with this new, erotic massage that you have to try to believe! […]

The Getaway Selection – Top 5

Everybody wants to enjoy their summer break, but how do you make it extra special? Sex up your holiday with some new toys and bedroom additions! With temperatures soaring in the UK, we’re all sitting in the office anticipating our annual holidays. As you let your mind wonder, we’ve got a few things that’ll make […]

Become a sexual explorer!

This week you have the chance to become a sexual explorer with this amazing offer! We’ve slashed the price of the Loving Joy G-spot Explorer Bathtime Buddy from £21.49 to a mere £6.00!! You can take your exploration from the bedroom to the bathroom and back again with this stunning, waterproof vibe. The shaft is […]

Valentine’s Day Romance

As I’ve mentioned in a previous article, I’m not particularly bothered about Valentine’s Day. However, I do love any excuse to be romantic and Valentine’s Day is good enough reason for me. I read somewhere that the traditional Valentine’s Day card is now considered old fashioned. Really? Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I love a […]