Tag Archives: Christmas

Christmas gifts for the people on your ‘naughty’ list

Roll up, roll up! It’s nearly Christmas! And although I don’t have the budget of John Lewis, or the ability to cover pop songs in an achingly twee voice, I absolutely do have the ability to recommend you some top sex toys from this site which make excellent Christmas gifts. Naturally I can only cover […]

Oh cum all ye faithful: top five sexiest Christmas songs

If you’re rockin’ around the Christmas tree, you’ll probably want to whack on some Slade and yell ‘IIIIT’S CHRIIIISTMAAAAS!’ at the top of your voice. But if you fancy a festive frolic between the sheets, you might want to ditch the party tunes in favour of something a little more erotic. To that end, I […]

Order your sexy gifts in time for Christmas (plus get a free bullet vibe!)

There are ten days left until Christmas (or eleven, depending on whether you count Christmas Day itself) so if you’re looking to order some sexy gifts for your special someone, you need to get your orders in as soon as possible!

Sex noises – is Christmas a time for whispers and ball gags?

Along with amazing sex toy recommendations (like these sexy stocking fillers), I always aim to bring you the latest in absolutely bizarre sex news. Well, I’m delighted to say that I think today’s might be the strangest – and it even includes a tenuous link to Christmas to get you in the festive spirit. Let’s […]

Sexy stocking fillers for under a fiver

I get really annoyed when people write Christmas gift lists that include ‘stocking fillers’ that cost a fortune. I once saw a list which included an APPLE WATCH as a ‘stocking filler’, presumably because it was small enough to fit in a stocking, or because their target audience consisted primarily of rich bankers or the […]

Stocking fillers and sexy Christmas gifts – there’s still time to order!

If you’re a last-minute Christmas shopper then I feel your pain. So far I’ve bought exactly one present, and I imagine that like last year all my shopping will be done online over this weekend, as I feverishly scan the last delivery dates and cross my fingers it’ll all get to me in time to […]

Do you get more sex at Christmas, or less?

As I plan my annual trip round All The Relatives, and do the last few bits of my Christmas shopping, I am desperate to find out the truth: do I get laid more at Christmas, or does the festive period herald a bedroom drought? Point one: Christmas is a holiday. Generally people get time off work […]

All I want for Christmas is all the sex toys on this list

The ultimate Christmas gift list for someone who is quite a bit like me… Writing Christmas gift guides is probably one of the hardest blogging things to do. I know what I want, of course, but chances are you won’t be exactly like me. So what I’m going to do is give you a whistlestop tour […]