Sex news: fisting volleyball, new sex toys and sexy robots

 

Someone released an emoji vibrator

Ever since the first sext, people have
been dreaming up new and unique ways to insert visual penis metaphors
into their phone communications. We used to have to make do with
hyphens and dashes, before some bright spark came up with the
aubergine emoji. Now, thanks to the internet, that
aubergine
is available as an actual vibrator
. Funny? Yes. An exciting
sexual experience? Probably not.

If you want to grab yourself a vibe
that packs some power, and doesn’t look like something you’d slice
and pop in a moussakka, check out our selection of
great
bullet vibes
instead.

Eurotrash came back for a one-off
special

Possibly the ‘sex news’ highlight of
2016: in the run-up to the EU referendum, Channel 4 decided to
revive, for one night only, its incredible bizarre sex-fest
Eurotrash.
Whatever your opinion on Europe, we bet that if you read this blog
you’ll share a passion for the most prominent aspect of the
programme: gratuitous, comic nudity.

LOADS of new 50 Shades sex toys were
released

You will never escape 50 Shades. It
will haunt you like a sexy albatross until at least six months’ after
the release of the third film. So strap yourself in for the 2017
release of Fifty Shades Darker, and what better way to strap yourself
in than with some gorgeous wrist and ankle cuffs?

There’s lots available in the 50
Shades collection
, but my personal favourite is this amazing
under-the-bed cuff kit
. Easy to use, no matter how good or bad
you are with knots, and it doesn’t require an expensive dungeon
set-up like Christian Grey’s.

 

Sex robots conference moves to the UK

Previous fans of this blog will
remember how excited we get about the future of sex – new
technologies mean that sex toys are a fascinating and swiftly
developing area. From high-tech app-enabled toys like the
BlueMotion
Nex
through to genuine, bona-fide sex robots. Exciting!

While we were on a break, the news
broke that this year’s ‘
International
Congress On Love And Sex With Robots
‘ would be moving to the UK.
Hosted at Goldsmith’s University, academics from around the world
will meet to discuss the changing landscape of robotics, and ethical
questions surrounding sex, robots, and relationships.

We certainly welcome the oncoming march
of our sexy robot overlords.

Sir Ian Botham spoke out on erectile
dysfunction

Good on Sir
Ian Botham for talking about a problem that affects so many men
.
Apparently roughly half of men aged between 40-70 experience some
issues with getting or keeping an erection, so when the cricketing
legend spoke out about it over the summer, he helped spread the word
that ED is much more common than many people think.

If you’re worried about issues with
erectile dysfunction, your doctor should always be your first port of
call – they can tell you whether it’s a sign of a deeper problem,
and give you some tips and advice on dealing with it. The good news,
though, is that ED doesn’t have to stop you enjoying a whole range of
sex toys.
Cock
rings
can be fantastic for helping you stay erect, and sex toys
like the
PULSE
by Hot Octopuss
can be used even without an erection. Maybe we
should send one to Sir Ian…

 

Protesters staged the ‘Kink Olympixxx’

To raise awareness of some changes in
the UK laws surrounding porn, a collection of kinksters and
campaigners gathered outside Paliament for
a
round of fisting volleyball
. The law they’re protesting is the
Digital Economy Bill – which could see all adult sites forced to
collect and store data on who is visiting, in order to prove that
they are over 18. Myles Jackman, obscenity lawyer and one of the
spokespeople for the campaign against the Bill, said: “Initially it
might seem sensible that children shouldn’t be able to access adult
porn, but introducing a system where porn companies have to verify
users will lead to the creation of a huge database. The state will be
able to access our personal sexual preferences.”

Sex news from closer to home

Here at Sex Toys you might already have
spotted a few changes if you’re a regular visitor – lots of new sex
toys in stock and a redesign on this blog for good measure. I’ll be back each week to
update you on fun sex news and great sex toy offers, so if you’re not
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yourself,
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