German Couple taken to court over noisy bed springs

A German couple have been taken to court and faced a fine because their bed made too much noise during sex.

“We weren’t that loud.” claimed the defendant.   The judge said; “Perhaps not you, but your bed. We have witness statements that it was heard banging and squeaking around the neighbourhood from 11.30pm until 1.00am the next morning.”

“It was totally normal sex, nothing exciting” said the male half of the accused couple.  A remark which earned him a scornful look from his partner, who snapped: “Thanks – that was nice.”  They swiftly left the court.

The judge threw the case out as the complainants did not show up for the hearing.

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