Canadians choose cars over sex

Would you be willing to give up sex in order to keep your trusty old motor? A substantial number of Canadians would, it seems.

According to a new survey by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF), drivers in Canada are so attached to their cars that some value them more than nookie.

Two per cent of those questioned said they would rather go without sex than hand over the keys to their vehicle.

Surely they’re misguided? Not only is sex more fun, it’s also much better for the environment. The only thing you’ll be emitting during sex is a moan of pleasure.

Gerald Butts, president of the WWF Canada, said Canadians must find ways to reduce their dependency on cars in order to save money, improve their health and help the planet.

Perhaps if they spent less time driving they’d have more time to get busy in the bedroom.

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