Everyone likes to have great sex and a poor bedroom performance can leave all of us feeling a little frustrated.
But one woman was so incensed by her partner’s lack of sexual prowess that she physically attacked him once they’d done the deed.
Michelle Thomas from Hudson in Texas allegedly stabbed her husband with a pair of scissors after he failed to satisfy her.
Police were called to the couple’s home in the early hours of the morning.
The man told officers that his wife had become angry following a bad sex session, slashing his chest, leg and hand.
In her defence, the 26-year-old woman claimed her spouse was drunk and that he had thrown onto the bed and started to choke her.
She was charged with aggravated assault, even though the man decided not to press charges.
It’s not the first time the police have been forced to intervene in rows over sex.
Last year, a couple from Tyne and Wear were taken to court because their neighbours complained about the loud noises they made during intercourse.