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Which Sex Toys Should You Take On A Sexy Holiday?

Recently, the fabulous company Desire Cruises got in touch with us to tell us about their latest cruise – one where the main entertainment is – you guessed it – sex! Obviously it is right up my alley, and I am currently trying to persuade my other half that we definitely need to attend. It’s got play rooms, clothes-optional swimming and jacuzzi areas, nightly entertainment that includes burlesque and dress-up… oh and the itinerary takes in some beautiful sunny spots. So hotter (in every sense) than any sexy trip you could take in the UK.

If you’re tempted, check out their
website and
book
your place on the next cruise
– from 26th September
to 3
rd October and taking in stops from Venice, Italy to
Croatia and Slovenia
. Lovely.

But what exactly does one do on a sexy
cruise? Well, you have sex. In any and every way you can imagine,
with a variety of lovely cruise-going companions that you’re bound to
meet along the way. Because it’s a holiday, though, you won’t be able
to bring your full-to-bursting sex toy chest along with you – you
have to pack carefully. So which are the best sex toys to take with
you on holiday? What can you bring that won’t scare the customs
officers, or get waterlogged in the jacuzzi during a group-sex
session? I am here to help…

1. Metal butt plugs

Metal toys have the double benefit of
being compatible with most types of lubes – so when you’re getting
sticky in a group play session you don’t need to worry about lube
compatibility. They also don’t need batteries or a charger –
especially handy because you can put them in your luggage and they
won’t start vibrating as you walk through customs.

I love all kinds of butt plugs, and I
have a quite astonishing collection. But as yet I don’t have one of
these incredible
ribbed
silver butt plugs
. It’s next on my wishlist, and if you’re
planning on getting naughty as well as nautical on a sexy holiday
cruise, I think it should be on your wishlist too.

2. Lube and condoms (ideally a couple
of different kinds)

While we’re on the subject of
insertable toys,
lube
is a must if you’re jetting off for a swinging sea-voyage. You want a
decent water-based lube –
Sliquid
is a good bet because the brand avoids using additives and parabens
which can irritate people. The more people you’re playing with, the
more care you need to take over the lubricant you choose.

Condoms,
of course, are a must. There is nothing more annoying (and I should
know) than getting stuck into a threesome (or foursome, or moresome)
with some brilliant new people only to realise you don’t have condoms
available to do all you want to do. Work out how many condoms you
think you’ll need for your trip, and then triple that number. You’ll
be able to buy condoms on board the Desire Cruise too, of course, but
you can never be too prepared.

3. BDSM gear

On board Desire Cruises, you can take
advantage of their playroom – described as an ‘erotic playground
for adventurers.’ Of course all good adventurers need equipment, and
BDSM kit like
gags,
cuffs and
rope
is all easy to slip into your suitcase – opening up plenty of
different play options when you arrive on board.

4. Fancy dress!

While some spaces on the ship are clothing optional, during the evening entertainment there
are also plenty of
opportunities
to dress up
– or dress down, to be more accurate. Desire
Cruises hosts a number of theme nights from ‘3 piece suit’ (where
your three pieces could just be two
nipple
pasties
and a thong)
to a masked ball, where you could wear this
gorgeous
masquerade mask
twinned with your favourite pair of stockings.

5. Remote control sex toys

If you’re off on the cruise with your
partner, there are plenty of opportunities for the pair of you to
play sexy games. This is especially helpful if it’s your first time
swinging, or you just want to take a little time to warm up.
Remote-control sex toys like this
remote
vibrating bullet
or the incredible Lelo
Hugo prostate massager
mean that one of you can place the toy in
your pants (or your bum if it’s the Hugo) and the other can spend the
day teasing and turning them on using just the remote control.

The Hugo is pricier than other
toys, but I can tell you that the remote on that is motion sensitive,
which means you can achieve pretty great results just by holding the
control in your hand, staring into your lover’s eyes, then shaking it
as hard as you can and watching their eyes glaze over with delight.
It’s one of my favourite tricks, and I’m guessing it’s going to be
even more fun if you do it in a playroom with others looking on…

Fancy going on a Desire Cruise?

Now you’ve got the sex toys to take
with you, it’s time to
book your place on Desire Cruises’ next voyage
– leaving 26th September. Head over to their website to
book your cabin, and use the code AUKDISC for a whopping 50% off. Then
all that’s left to do is imagine all the fun you’re going to have…

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