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Think you’re keen on masturbation? Meet this guy…

When you’re really horny and you just can’t wait… what’s the stickiest situation you’ve got yourself in?


I’ll be honest, I’ve done some silly things in the pursuit of orgasms. Had sex in the middle of a cricket pitch (at night, obviously, not in the middle of an Ashes tournament), shagged in my boyfriend’s parents kitchen while they were watching Eastenders next door… quite a few things which now make me wonder just where I got the courage.

However, I don’t think I’ve gone as far as this guy, who refused to leave a sex shop until his porno movie had finished… even when the sex shop was on fire.

‘As firefighters fought the blaze, they discovered one man still locked in one of the viewing booths, coughing in the smoke. When they tried to rescue him, he apparently refused to leave until Throbbin Hood finished.

‘According to authorities, the man was found in a “state of high sexual arousal.” As they dragged him from the building, he reportedly screamed, “I have paid 7.50 euros for this and I haven’t finished yet!”’

Which gives new meaning to the term ‘hot porn.’ And also to the idea of moneysaving – clearly a guy who looks after the pennies, so as the MoneySavingExpert of sex, I feel something of an affinity towards him.

He was taken to hospital but from what I can tell from the news report he’s fine now – hopefully he’ll get round to watching the end of Throbbin’ Hood once he’s fully recovered.

In honour of his moneysaving passion, here’s a round-up of five awesome sexy things you can get for less than £7.50…

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