Order your sexy gifts in time for Christmas (plus get a free bullet vibe!)

There are ten days left until Christmas (or eleven, depending on whether you count Christmas Day itself) so if you’re looking to order some sexy gifts for your special someone, you need to get your orders in as soon as possible! To that end I’m going to give you some fun recommendations for sexy gifts that’ll help your holiday go with a bang (and yes, I mean that kind of bang), as well as some boring-but-helpful admin info that’ll help you ensure everything arrives on time.

Sexy gifts – deadline to order!

We’re pretty speedy here at SexToys.co.uk – you can choose to have next day delivery at the checkout if you’d like to get your sex toys as soon as possible. But if you want to make sure things arrive in time for Christmas, here’s when you need to place your order:

Overseas – if you’re ordering from outside the UK, get your orders in by 16th December, click ‘buy now’ and we’ll get them shipped out to you as fast as our warehouse elves can manage!

Courier Next Day Delivery – if you’re happy to pay a little extra for next day delivery, you can order up to the 21st December (that’s next Friday).

Royal Mail 24 hours – order by Thursday 20th December to make sure you receive them!

Royal Mail 48 hours – order by Tuesday 18th December – that’s this Tuesday!

Sexy gifts – buy now and get a free stocking filler!

If the Christmas excitement hasn’t descended on you yet, and you’re still deciding whether to hit ‘buy’, perhaps I can persuade you with today’s advent calendar deal – spend over £10 (and let’s face it, that will be easy with all the lovely things I’m about to recommend to you) and you’ll receive a FREE Loving Joy mini bullet vibe. It comes with three speeds, and is dinky enough that you can slip it into a handbag to take with you… well… anywhere. Maybe some sexy weekend trips await you in 2019? That’s certainly a way to guarantee a Happy New Year!

Dreamgirl Plus Size Santa Teddy

You know I can’t resist slipping in something truly Christmassy in this sexy gifts list – and this Santa teddy is just stunning. Personally, if I were wearing something like this I reckon I could pull off a genuinely sexy performance of ‘Santa, Baby’ by the Christmas tree. Just maybe I’ll have to wait until Boxing Day when my family have all gone home…

Goodfella’s Men’s Strappy Pouch Brief

Don’t tell my boyfriend, but at least two of his Christmas presents this year consist of sexy underwear. As far as sexy gifts go, I think hot underwear for men is often terribly underrated. Although sex sells, apparently, men aren’t always encouraged to see how sexy they can be, so I make it my business to buy men I love gorgeous underwear like this strappy pouch brief that makes them want to strut around in front of the bedroom mirror admiring themselves from all angles. It’s a Christmas treat for me as well as him: win/win!

Svakom remote control prostate massager

I’ll tell you what else is a win/win: this gorgeous, smooth silicone prostate massager. It comes with a remote control so when it’s in you (or whoever you’re playing with) can adjust the speed and intensity of the vibrations really easily. It’s comfortable enough that you can wear it for a while, which means those afternoons on the sofa catching up on Christmas specials could be made even more special, if you know what I mean!

Adrien Lastic panty vibrator

If that sounded fun to you but you don’t have a prostate, then you might well prefer to try this vibrator that’s designed for someone to wear in their knickers. The curved silicone panty vibrator is designed to hug the curves of your body, with an insertable end to vibrate inside you and an outside portion to vibrate against your clit. Makes an excellent sexy gift for people who like to be teased, tempted and generally treated like a sex queen.

Massage candle – 3 sexy gifts in 1

Not only are these beautifully scented, to help you set the atmosphere for your post-Christmas sexy playtime, but they also serve a second function: the wax melts down into a smooth, sensual massage oil that you can pour directly onto the body. They’re even lickable – and deliciously flavoured! – so your massage session can turn into something a little (or a lot) more explicit. Don’t apply directly to the genitals, but use for nipple play, massage, and other fun things like that! These 3-in-1 massage candles are made from 100% natural ingredients, and they’re vegan-friendly too, so safe to slip into pretty much anyone’s stocking.

Loving Joy real feel blow job stroker

You might be surprised at me recommending this, as normally I tend to go for Tenga and Fleshlight when it comes to masturbators. But recently the kind folks at Sextoys.co.uk sent me one of these real feel blow job strokers try out and it went down spectacularly with my other half. He enjoyed the texture of it, and it beat a few other of our masturbators in what I’m going to loosely call a ‘blind wank test’. It’s less than £20, and although it’s definitely not a gift to open in front of the family, it’ll provide a lot of entertainment when the kids have gone to bed.

Not found the sexy gifts you’re looking for?

You still have time to browse! Check out the special offers and keep an eye on the advent calendar (you’ll see a different deal each day on the SexToys.co.uk homepage!) for more bargains in the run-up to Christmas. And don’t forget to get your orders in by 16th December (if you’re outside the UK) and 18th December (if you’re in the UK) to make sure they get to you before Santa starts doing his rounds!

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