Yep, we’re calling it: it’s officially summer. So here are 10 essential items to keep in your bedroom to help you stay cool – even while you’re getting hot and steamy.
Summer sex is like Marmite: some people love it, other people want nothing to do with it. Summer sex makes you sweatier than Santa Claus at the gym. So if you love getting it on, but you’re feeling too hot and bothered, here are 10 things you need to stay cool.
Because when the going gets tough, the tough go and have sex in a nice cold shower.
9. A nice fan to provide a cool breeze
We don’t sell these, unfortunately, but investing in a good one means you can make the most of your favourite sex toys without having to stop every five minutes to wipe your brow, sigh, and go ‘oh I wish it was winter again.’
8. Cooling lube
A chilly, tingling sensation right where you need it? Absolutely perfect for those hot summer afternoons.
7. A glass of iced water
Not only will it keep you hydrated during your long sex session, but you can use the ice to tease your other half. There’s nothing sexier, after all, than a deliciously cold ice-cube trailed across your nipples when you’re desperate to cool down.
Hey, if you can’t beat the slipperiness, then you might as well make the most of it! This PVC bedsheet
Glass dildos have many benefits – not only are they solid and waterproof, they also allow you to indulge in a bit of temperature play. Remember that glass of chilled water you brought to the bedroom? Leaving your glass dildo in it for a minute or two gives it the chance to cool down a bit for some deliciously fun temperature play. Make sure to test the temperature on your wrist before you use it on your partner though – you’re aiming for ‘sensual’, not ‘shocking.’
Because getting sweaty means it might be harder to keep a grip on each other. This doggie-style harness means you can have powerful, rough sex whenever you both fancy it, and you’ll be able to hang on tight even while the sweat is pouring off you.
No more pyjamas – it’s time to pick out the tiniest, thinnest item of nightwear you can find. No one wants the additional hassle of thick flannel when the thermostat is pushing 26. It’s also the perfect excuse to look absolutely incredible.
2. Enema system
Another perfect excuse to hop in the shower together, you say? Don’t mind if I do. Enemas are not just something people do if they’re nervous about any ‘mess’ when they indulge in anal sex – they’re also fun just for the sake of it. Cooling water, unusual sensation, and best of all the chance to set the temperature to something other than ‘boiling.’
If you’re truly struggling, and you’re both so hot that you can barely be in the same room together let alone clinched in a sexy embrace, then take advantage of the 21st century’s best invention so far: remote controlled sex toys. Toys like the WeVibe 4 Plus and the Bluemotion Panty Vibrator come with a phone app – so you can enjoy being together without having to… you know… actually be together at the time.
Have a great weekend – and stay cool!