Valentine’s treats – for both of you

One of my bugbears about Valentines Day is that it’s so often assumed that guys buy things for girls, while we women just sit back and rake in the roses and chocolates. Well, here’s a gift guide with a selection for everyone…

New sex toys as well as firm favourites – our Valentines Day gift guide is designed so that no matter who your partner, you’ll be able to find something they love. If you don’t see what you’re looking for below, then have a browse of the Valentines Day section, the breathe a sigh of relief when you realise you’ve done all your shopping in time.

Lingox ‘poker’ masturbator

I confess to being a total slut for masturbators. I enjoy all the different varieties of male masturbator that are on the market, and my favourite bloke enjoys all the unique and intriguing sensations that can be created with a simple texture and a suction hole or two.

If you’re going out with a guy, and he’s never experienced a brilliant male masturbator, then this is the Valentine’s gift that will keep on giving and giving and giving.


If the poker chip thing doesn’t do it for you, then there are plenty of other masturbators to choose from. My personal favourites are these two:

The FleshLight Flight Pilot

This is one of our best fleshlight sex toys, it is small and discreet and incredibly easy to use!

Tenga AirTech

I have the ‘strong’ one (pictured below) because it gives a whole lot of suction. But if you want something gentler it also comes in a standard and ‘gentle’ version.

Aneros pro prostate massager

I always try to include at least one anal toy when I’m recommending gifts for guys, because I think so many are unaware of the joy that can be had with prostate stimulation. Sure, it’s not for everyone, but I’d hate for a little sex stigma or worry about bum play to get in the way of an awesome orgasm. To my mind, anal toys that are specifically designed to hit the prostate tend to have the best effect, and this Aneros pro is not only neatly shaped but also pretty pleasing on the eye.

Moving on from toys that are solely designed for men, here are a few extras that caught my eye – mostly because they’re so damn beautiful.

Bijoux indiscrets

OK, so you’ve seen all the clichés about getting your partner some lingerie for V-Day, but I’m here to tell you that there are some things even more exciting. This collection, from Bijoux Indiscrets, is a cross between lingerie and body jewellery, and it is so pretty that it makes me want to weep. If you’re looking for something a bit different, this might be right up your alley.


Bettie Page restraints

These restraints are beautiful, and a bargain at less than £30. Usually if you’re getting kink equipment you’ll be looking to shell out at least £50, but here you get something that’s pretty and functional, and screams ‘treat.’

I’ve deliberately kept it light on gifts ‘for her’ here, to try and redress the balance a little. But if you’re after that perfect gift for your wife or girlfriend, check out the ‘gifts for her’ section – there’s bound to be something that fits the bill perfectly.

If you’ve reached the end of this guide and you’re worried that by the end of next week you’ll be sick of all the hearts and flowers and cute Hallmark cards, then check out our amazing guest blog by Horny Geek Girl – how to have the best single Valentine’s Day. It’s not just for couples, you know: you can treat yourself to a sex toy and get down with the one person you can always count on.

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