Stocking fillers and sexy Christmas gifts – there’s still time to order!

If you’re a last-minute Christmas
shopper then I feel your pain. So far I’ve bought exactly one
present, and I imagine that like last year all my shopping will be
done online over this weekend, as I feverishly scan the last delivery
dates and cross my fingers it’ll all get to me in time to wrap. If
you want to order some sexy Christmas gifts then make sure you get
your order in soon!

  • Last day to order for international
    delivery: Today – Friday 16th December
  • Last day to order for Royal Mail
    tracked delivery: Tuesday 20th December
  • Last day to order for next day
    delivery: Thursday 22nd December

There. Now that the admin is out of the
way, let’s get on to the good part! This year, ignore the socks,
bubble bath, and Boots 3-for-2 offers – here are a few sexy Christmas
gift suggestions that are way more fun…

Stocking fillers


Obviously I can’t resist the
opportunity to recommend stockings themselves as stocking-fillers, so
here goes: I’m a big fan of these
fishnet tights from Leg Avenue
, because they frame the bum really
nicely. They also give you the look of stockings and garter belt, but
without any of the hassle of having to do up a garter belt. But if
actual stockings are more your thing, there are plenty of options
over at the
stockings and tights page
. All you need to know is that if you’re
buying gifts for your lover, stockings are always a better bet than
boring old socks from M&S.

Sexy Sweets

You have to have sweets in your
stocking – it’s just the law. Unless you’re diabetic or more of a
savoury person, of course. Personally, I’d go for some
, but you might prefer a box of after-dinner
. There’s lots more on the sweet
treats page
, which makes me suspect that whoever’s in charge of
buying stock at SexToys has a very sweet tooth indeed.

Extra Safe Condoms

Because, thanks to cold winter nights
and Christmas sex by the fire, a hell of a lot of babies are born in
late September. In fact, the birth rate is highest 9 months after
Christmas. Enough said.

Colourful Bondage Tape

I’m on a bit of a bondage tape mission,
if I’m honest: I think every kinky person should have some. I’m very
bad at knots and so bringing rope into BDSM play is quite a hefty
time investment –
does away with all that hassle, because it’s quick and easy
to use. If you’ve never used it before, make 2017 the year you try it
out: it’s not like masking tape or gaffer tape in that it won’t stick
to your skin. Bondage tape is soft and plastic-feeling, and it only
sticks to itself. So you can be trussed up like a Christmas turkey,
then released nice and quickly when you’re finished – without
getting an involuntary wax job when you tear it off.

Bigger gifts

Anal toys

Glass butt plugs make amazing Christmas
gifts, because they’re shiny and sparkling like a Christmas bauble,
and incredibly fun to use either on their own or during sex. What’s
more, the best thing about giving a butt plug as a gift is that
either of you can use it. Like buying a nice cheeseboard or a box of
chocolates, these things are made for sharing with your partner. Just
make sure you clean it in between uses.

If you love anal play but you want
something with a bit more oomph than a butt plug, you should
definitely check out the
. Firstly because you’ve likely never seen anything like it:
it looks a bit like a skittle and a bit like a warped matryoshka
doll. But like all Doxy sex toys, it packs a serious amount of power.
The insertable bulb on the end of the toy thuds and throbs with the
same kind of vibration as that found in the
– and it feels incredibly good.


There are so many incredible
masturbators in
Tenga’s range, it’s hard to pick just one to
recommend. But the
Tech Twist
is a new release, so as someone who is obsessed with
collecting all the masturbators that exist in the world, I’m going to
go with this one. I have an earlier model Air Tech, and it’s a pretty
incredible sex toy, as measured by my other half’s explosively
orgasmic reaction whenever I get it out of the drawer. The ‘twist’
with the new model (see what I did there?) is that it comes with a
gauge you can twist to increase or reduce the tightness – so you
can adjust the settings to the perfect level of sexy squeeze.


What do you get when you combine
electricity with naked bums? A pretty intensely awesome sensation, it
turns out. I recently tried some Electra Strim equipment – using
the sticky pads on the
Stim flick pack
to give a really unusual tingling sensation, with
occasional jolts of stinging electricity. It’s definitely not a sex
toy for beginners, and you need to make sure you read the
instructions carefully, but if you and your partner like trying new
things, you can’t get much more unusual and kinky than this. I’m
hoping I get to use mine a lot more over the holidays…

Christmas is coming…

If none of the above takes your fancy,
then of course there are plenty more incredible sex toys that make
great gifts for your lover – whether it’s bondage equipment, sexy
, or a couples sex toy that you can use together. Best of all
there’s no need to go traipsing around shops, you can order them
right now at the click of a button, leaving you more time to
overindulge at a pre-Christmas party or two. Just make sure you get
your orders in soon to make sure they arrive before Christmas day.

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