Are You A Tosser?

It’s that time of year again, a day where eating pancakes with wild abandon is officially allowed, and encouraged! However if pancakes aren’t your bag (are you weird?), this day might seem obsolete somewhat. FEAR NOT! We’ve got something for all the utter tossers out there, HUGE savings on selected masturbators for one.day.only…..just like the pancakes!

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Now, we’re aware that some might think “Oooh this isn’t fair on the ladies is it? These are only male toys!”. Well, to those, we retort with “gals, have you tried using a masturbator with your man before? It’s quite the treat!”.

It’s true, we love a masturabator here at Sextoys.co.uk and so do YOU, in fact, it’s one of our best selling types of product we sell!

Anyway, here’s just a few of the major savings you can make for ONE DAY ONLY….while stocks last of course!

The Blonde Starlet Ultra Pure Skin Pussy 

WAS: £27.45

NOW: £17.45

 

 

Doc Johnson Super Sucker UR3 Oral Masturbator

WAS: £14.95

NOW: £8.95

 

Pipedream Extreme Peek-A-Boo Pussy

WAS: £49.95

NOW: £29.95