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By Girl on the Net 3 months ago 394 Views No comments

​Four things to ignore this bank holiday in favour of having sex

For horny layabouts like myself, Bank Holidays are an excellent opportunity to relax, get naked, and catch up on all the sex you were too tired for during the average working week. Unfortunately, lots of other things tend to get in the way. So for those of you who want a hot bank holiday (in more than one sense), here's how to get out of those annoying Bank Holiday obligations and give yourself more time for getting dirty...

By Sarah Sarah 8 months ago 476 Views No comments

​5 Reasons To Treat Yourself In The Sex Toys Sale

Christmas is over, and the more organised among you might have finished putting away your tree and decorations by now. If you're anything like me, you're probably looking back on 2016 and thinking 'well, that was a *&^ing disaster, wasn't it?' Lots of our favourite celebrities left us, there were divisive elections aplenty, and there's nothing much to look forward to in 2017 except more fake news and fights with anonymous eggs on Twitter.

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 152 Views No comments

30% off EVERYTHING on site - thanks for Black Friday, Americans!

Usually, Americans get all the fun - Cadillacs, Independence Day parades, and portions of food that could keep you going for at least a week. However, we British are cunning like foxes, and when America comes up with something truly great, naturally we steal it. Welcome to Black Friday, when we all worship at the altar of consumerism and buy things for hardly any money at all...

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 163 Views No comments

Cheer up your Sunday night - celebrate our birthday!

In case you hadn't noticed, it's our 15th birthday this month - woo hoo! Brighten up your Sunday night by picking some sexy things and getting a whopping 20% off!

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 260 Views No comments

Sex toy sale roundup - what could you buy with these smoking hot savings?

For a limited time, there's a smoking hot 20% off everything at SexToys. What's that in real terms? Well, let's have a look at some of the best sex toys, and how much you can save if you bag them in the next couple of weeks...

By Emma 5 years ago 105 Views No comments

mumstheword : make the most out of being a mum!

This mother's day, why not take full advantage of spoiling yourself rotten with our special offer!

By Emma 11 months ago 109 Views No comments

Get some proper 'me time' this mothers day: mum's save 25%

With Mother's Day fast approaching, it's the perfect excuse to indulge. Let's face it, the rest of the year, you're busy being superwoman!

By Emma 5 years ago 103 Views No comments

7 Day Loving Joy Sale starts now!

With 30% OFF the entire Loving Joy range over the next 7 days...the already amazingly low prices are now EVEN LOWER! Can you resist?!

By Emma 11 months ago 169 Views No comments

It's not the end of the world, so we're having a MEGA SALE!

So the world didn't end, we've all lived to see another millennia and Christmas was kind to us all!

By Emma 11 months ago 192 Views No comments

Cool down and shimmer for Summer - Tuesday Offer

I am so pleased to be able to run a special offer on a stunning product such as this at more than half price off!!