There's a gigantic horny elephant in the room, and no one is mentioning it, so I thought I should be the one to get on my soapbox and preach the Truth: the iPhone 6 Plus is bad for your sex life. Why? Allow me to explain.
Sometimes your opinions on something are so complicated that it's impossible to come to any kind of definite conclusion. Instead of falling on one side – or even just off the centre – of an argument you find yourself circling the middle of an issue, looping around it like a moth round a desk lamp.
It’s a stage you go through, as a young man. You’re worried you’re tossing off too much. It’s a fact of being a teenager. Wanking is grubby, dirty, embarrassing. If you were born in earlier parts of the last century, you might have been told it would send you to Hell. Or make you go blind. If this were the 19th century, you’d fret it’d turn you into a delinquent, a criminal, a deviant.