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By Girl on the Net 4 months ago 611 Views No comments

BREAKING: Now you can literally eat your own pussy

Have you ever thought 'masturbating with amazing sex toys is all well and good, but what I would really like to do is eat my own pussy'? Have you longed for a day when you could cast an exact replica of your vulva out of chocolate and then gorge on it like some kind of X-rated Easter bunny? Well the wait is over and that day has finally come! Allow me to present: the clone-a-pussy chocolate kit.

By Cara 11 months ago 157 Views No comments

Marriage and divorce make you pile on the pounds

A new study of over 10,000 people conducted by the American Sociological Association has had some startling results. In the two years after a marriage starts or ends, there is an increased risk of weight gain.

By Cara 11 months ago 107 Views No comments

Naughty chocolate treats in time for Easter

It's almost Easter and that means a feast of chocolate indulgences!

By Monique 11 months ago 163 Views No comments

Women enjoy chocolate more than sex

A new survey has emerged suggesting that women would rather eat chocolate than make love.

By Monique 11 months ago 102 Views No comments

Chocolate 'better than sex'

Women are known for their love affair with chocolate, but is it really better than sex? Apparently so, if a new survey is anything to go by.

According to the Daily Express, the research, carried out by cereal bar brand Fibre Plus, showed that more than one in five women would give up nookie before they renounced chocolate.

One-third said they daydream about the sweet stuff, but only 18 per cent said they think about sex during the day.

Men don't seem to share this fascination. Just 11 per cent have chocolate on their minds most days, whereas 60 per cent regularly contemplate sex.

Commenting on the findings, Fibre Plus spokeswoman Sally Tribe said: "Women turn to chocolate for comfort, or to cheer themselves up. For many, it never disappoints."

So guys, the solution? Simply grab some chocolate body paint and turn yourself into a human chocolate bar to tempt your lady. Problem solved.

By Monique 11 months ago 99 Views No comments

Sex with chocolate on top does it for Catherine Zeta Jones

Catherine Zeta Jones has revealed that she has a major weakness for chocolate and enjoys it so much that she incorporates it into her sex life.