Have you heard of GOOP? It's a 'lifestyle brand' run by none other than Gwyneth Paltrow. And its been causing quite a stir recently – not for good reasons. It turns out that Gwyneth could do with a few lessons in what you should – and absolutely should NOT – put in your vagina.
It's rare that I get to do sex and science fiction in the same blog post, but this week the opportunity came hurtling straight out of the sky, like the asteroid in Armageddon. A top scientist has warned that NASA needs to study sex in space as a matter of urgency, and I am happy to volunteer my services...
Did you know that May is Masturbation Month? While I'm sure you're happy masturbating all year round, it's nice to have an entire month dedicated to the art of wanking. To celebrate, here are some of my favourite random facts about masturbation picked up while writing this blog.
Have you ever thought 'masturbating with amazing sex toys is all well and good, but what I would really like to do is eat my own pussy'? Have you longed for a day when you could cast an exact replica of your vulva out of chocolate and then gorge on it like some kind of X-rated Easter bunny? Well the wait is over and that day has finally come! Allow me to present: the clone-a-pussy chocolate kit.
Orgasms: you'd think you couldn't get better than that, wouldn't you? But according to scientists, it's possible to have something called a 'super orgasm.' What exactly are these magical things, and how can you go about achieving something so powerful it sounds like it would cause an actual earthquake? Let's find out.
Recently, I ran electric current through my junk and then had sex with my partner. In isolation, that sounds like a bizarre and – frankly – torturous thing to do. But when you know a bit more about electrosex, you'll understand why it was so incredible. Let me tell you about ElectraStim.
At the moment, I cannot get enough of sex tech. Whether that's sexy robots who are coming to shag us all (it's a thing – really) or bluetooth-enabled sex toys that put a serious buzz into your long-distance boning. Every year that goes by, sex gets more interesting – we learn more about the ways in which different people get pleasure, and we develop shiny new toys to make the most of all the cool things our bodies can do.
And sometimes we make drones with dildos attached.