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By Girl on the Net 2 months ago 710 Views No comments

4 things you shouldn't ever put in your vagina (and one thing you should)

Have you heard of GOOP? It's a 'lifestyle brand' run by none other than Gwyneth Paltrow. And its been causing quite a stir recently – not for good reasons. It turns out that Gwyneth could do with a few lessons in what you should – and absolutely should NOT – put in your vagina.

By Girl on the Net 2 months ago 291 Views No comments

Sex in space: we solve the problems so NASA doesn't have to

It's rare that I get to do sex and science fiction in the same blog post, but this week the opportunity came hurtling straight out of the sky, like the asteroid in Armageddon. A top scientist has warned that NASA needs to study sex in space as a matter of urgency, and I am happy to volunteer my services...

By Girl on the net 3 months ago 1916 Views No comments

​Masturbation Month: 7 random facts about masturbation

Did you know that May is Masturbation Month? While I'm sure you're happy masturbating all year round, it's nice to have an entire month dedicated to the art of wanking. To celebrate, here are some of my favourite random facts about masturbation picked up while writing this blog.

By Girl on the Net 4 months ago 617 Views No comments

BREAKING: Now you can literally eat your own pussy

Have you ever thought 'masturbating with amazing sex toys is all well and good, but what I would really like to do is eat my own pussy'? Have you longed for a day when you could cast an exact replica of your vulva out of chocolate and then gorge on it like some kind of X-rated Easter bunny? Well the wait is over and that day has finally come! Allow me to present: the clone-a-pussy chocolate kit.

By Girl on the Net 5 months ago 3884 Views No comments

What is a 'super orgasm' and how do you have one?

Orgasms: you'd think you couldn't get better than that, wouldn't you? But according to scientists, it's possible to have something called a 'super orgasm.' What exactly are these magical things, and how can you go about achieving something so powerful it sounds like it would cause an actual earthquake? Let's find out.

By Girl on the Net 6 months ago 765 Views No comments

​Intro to electrosex – the weirdest shag you didn't know you could have

Recently, I ran electric current through my junk and then had sex with my partner. In isolation, that sounds like a bizarre and – frankly – torturous thing to do. But when you know a bit more about electrosex, you'll understand why it was so incredible. Let me tell you about ElectraStim.

By Girl on the Net 8 months ago 432 Views No comments

Sex toys and sex trends that will enhance your 2017

At the moment, I cannot get enough of sex tech. Whether that's sexy robots who are coming to shag us all (it's a thing – really) or bluetooth-enabled sex toys that put a serious buzz into your long-distance boning. Every year that goes by, sex gets more interesting – we learn more about the ways in which different people get pleasure, and we develop shiny new toys to make the most of all the cool things our bodies can do.

And sometimes we make drones with dildos attached.

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 384 Views No comments

Think you're keen on masturbation? Meet this guy...

When you're really horny and you just can't wait... what's the stickiest situation you've got yourself in?

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 456 Views No comments

Are these urban legends sex fact or fiction?

These sexy urban legends might seem too bizarre for this world, but some of them are definitely true - can you guess which?

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 485 Views No comments

The Great British Sex Survey - what did you think?

The results are in for Channel 4's Great British Sex Survey. I'm here to give you the lowdown on some of the top fetishes listed in the programme - and where to buy the kit!