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By Willow 28 day ago 180 Views No comments

Off to a Flying Start - 5 Tips to Get Through Airport Security with Sex Toys

Summer is here, the temperature has already been in the high 20s prompting the UK to strip naked and head to the beach. The English Summer is not known for reliability or longevity, though, so, if you are among the lucky ones who are flying off to some far off exotic place this summer then read on. This two-part guide will prep you up with all the best advice – how to pack sex toys for air travel, the best products to take with you abroad and the best toys to spice things up when out and about.

By Girl on the Net 2 months ago 449 Views No comments

Furry tail butt plugs are my new obsession...

In 1999 the Bloodhound Gang expressed a desire to 'do it like they do on the Discovery Channel', and now thanks to furry tail butt plugs you can bring a bit of that animal excitement into your bedroom. But what is it that makes tail butt plugs so hot?

By Girl on the Net 3 months ago 788 Views No comments

Everything you need to know about Sliquid lube

Choosing a lube is like choosing a bar of chocolate: you know you definitely want something, but dammit all the options look so good it's impossible to decide on just one. Sliquid lube is exactly like this, because there are so many different varieties, all of which look equally excellent. But don't panic – I am here to talk you through some of the options, so you can make sure you get the right one for you.

By Girl on the Net 2 months ago 560 Views No comments

This masturbation technique totally sucks...

I know of a few gentlemen who, in a misguided attempt to recreate the exquisite sensation of a blow job, have accidentally ended up in painful or embarrassing situations. If you want a wank that really sucks (in a good way), avoid making their mistakes, and get something that'll do the job properly...

By Girl on the Net 3 months ago 1291 Views No comments

Which Sex Toys Should You Take On A Sexy Holiday?

Recently, the fabulous company Desire Cruises got in touch with us to tell us about their latest cruise - one where the main entertainment is - you guessed it - sex! Obviously it is right up my alley, and I am currently trying to persuade my other half that we definitely need to attend. It's got play rooms, clothes-optional swimming and jacuzzi areas, nightly entertainment that includes burlesque and dress-up... oh and the itinerary takes in some beautiful sunny spots. So hotter (in every sense) than any sexy trip you could take in the UK.

By Girl on the Net 3 months ago 397 Views No comments

​Four things to ignore this bank holiday in favour of having sex

For horny layabouts like myself, Bank Holidays are an excellent opportunity to relax, get naked, and catch up on all the sex you were too tired for during the average working week. Unfortunately, lots of other things tend to get in the way. So for those of you who want a hot bank holiday (in more than one sense), here's how to get out of those annoying Bank Holiday obligations and give yourself more time for getting dirty...

By Girl on the Net 4 months ago 611 Views No comments

BREAKING: Now you can literally eat your own pussy

Have you ever thought 'masturbating with amazing sex toys is all well and good, but what I would really like to do is eat my own pussy'? Have you longed for a day when you could cast an exact replica of your vulva out of chocolate and then gorge on it like some kind of X-rated Easter bunny? Well the wait is over and that day has finally come! Allow me to present: the clone-a-pussy chocolate kit.

By Girl on the Net 4 months ago 833 Views No comments

Three unique anal sex toys you may not have tried yet

Anal sex toys are one of my favourite things to collect. Not only is it handy to have a variety of different sizes and shapes of butt plug (because everyone's butt-related tolerance is different), but also because if guys are a little nervous or unsure about anal play, sometimes just showing them a rainbow of different anal toy possibilities gets them hot under the collar. Anal play isn't all giant dildos and fisting – despite some people's misconceptions that 'anal sex' equals 'extreme.' If it only ever meant hardcore stretching and pounding I'd probably never have fallen in love with anal play. As it is, lots of early encounters with smaller objects, vibrating anal toys, and lubed-up fingers ensured I fell in love with butt stuff and that love will last a lifetime.

By Girl on the Net 5 months ago 373 Views No comments

​Everything you need to know about Tenga eggs before Easter

Easter isn't just about Creme Eggs, you know, it is also an opportunity to get your hands on some Tenga eggs, which are far more intriguing - albeit less delicious when you stick your tongue inside. Because Tenga is one of my lifelong loves, I wanted to give you the lowdown on an Easter gift that is way more fun than anything Cadbury could dream up...

By Girl on the Net 5 months ago 458 Views No comments

Sexy underwear: top picks, and a few sex tips...

Having told you last week that you can absolutely have too much of a good thing, I'm going to completely contradict myself this week and name one thing that I, personally, don't think I can ever have too much of: underwear. Sexy bras, comfortable knickers, and every single thing in between. Let's have a look at some of the hottest corsets, thongs and other lingerie that would sit pretty nicely in your underwear drawer.