Have you ever thought 'masturbating with amazing sex toys is all well and good, but what I would really like to do is eat my own pussy'? Have you longed for a day when you could cast an exact replica of your vulva out of chocolate and then gorge on it like some kind of X-rated Easter bunny? Well the wait is over and that day has finally come! Allow me to present: the clone-a-pussy chocolate kit.
Knitting. The past time of Grandmas, crafters and WI members alike. It conjures up images of ill-fitting jumpers with long sleeves, odd-sized gloves, the clickity-clack of needles and complicated patterns. It certainly doesn't inspire visions of private parts that's for sure.
Continuing my series on what I'll loosely term 'art as an excuse for perving on things', allow me to present three awesome art projects fully inspired by the beauty of the vagina. These links aren't safe for work, but if you work in an area that's vaguely creative, you can always claim 'artistic inspiration' if your boss is looking over your shoulder.
Beautiful, aren't they? Penises. The sheer mesmerising beauty of a nice solid cock has my eyes glazing over. If I stare at one for too long I'm liable to start drooling. What is it about the cock that's so attractive? Why do people think they're funny? And most importantly - how can you capture the hotness of this for your own devious and perverted ends? Read on, for I have all the answers.
POP QUIZ: During an obscenity trial, a lawyer stands in front of the court and announces that the material in question is obscene because it teaches people that “it's perfectly normal to have a clitoral orgasm. And THAT IS WRONG.” When did this happen?
For some of us the humble rocking horse is a distant memory from our childhood, hours of endless fun with no power-supply needed. Often crafted from wood, you'd expect to see one in the corner of a child's bedroom...until now!