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By Girl on the Net 4 months ago 597 Views No comments

BREAKING: Now you can literally eat your own pussy

Have you ever thought 'masturbating with amazing sex toys is all well and good, but what I would really like to do is eat my own pussy'? Have you longed for a day when you could cast an exact replica of your vulva out of chocolate and then gorge on it like some kind of X-rated Easter bunny? Well the wait is over and that day has finally come! Allow me to present: the clone-a-pussy chocolate kit.

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 440 Views No comments

Is this the most unusual blow-up doll you've ever seen?

If the answer to that question isn't 'yes' then I want to know whether you've been sex doll shopping while you're on actual LSD. Meet Rainbow Dash - a blow-up doll modeled on My Little Pony.

By Emma 11 months ago 182 Views No comments

Vagina Crafts: Woman Knits Scarf With Her Vulva

Knitting. The past time of Grandmas, crafters and WI members alike. It conjures up images of ill-fitting jumpers with long sleeves, odd-sized gloves, the clickity-clack of needles and complicated patterns. It certainly doesn't inspire visions of private parts that's for sure.

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 282 Views No comments

Cool and unusual vagina art

Continuing my series on what I'll loosely term 'art as an excuse for perving on things', allow me to present three awesome art projects fully inspired by the beauty of the vagina. These links aren't safe for work, but if you work in an area that's vaguely creative, you can always claim 'artistic inspiration' if your boss is looking over your shoulder.

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 215 Views No comments

Your dick is beautiful (now f**k yourself)

Beautiful, aren't they? Penises. The sheer mesmerising beauty of a nice solid cock has my eyes glazing over. If I stare at one for too long I'm liable to start drooling. What is it about the cock that's so attractive? Why do people think they're funny? And most importantly - how can you capture the hotness of this for your own devious and perverted ends? Read on, for I have all the answers.

By Girl On The Net 11 months ago 141 Views No comments

The art of orgasm, and why clitoral orgasms rock

POP QUIZ: During an obscenity trial, a lawyer stands in front of the court and announces that the material in question is obscene because it teaches people that “it's perfectly normal to have a clitoral orgasm. And THAT IS WRONG.” When did this happen?

By Emma 11 months ago 269 Views No comments

Dix Steele: Dirty in Digital

If you're a lover of erotica, bondage and art, artist Dix Steele has a treat in store for you!

By Emma 11 months ago 858 Views No comments

Rock Out: BDSM Pony Girl Rocker by Peter Jakubik

For some of us the humble rocking horse is a distant memory from our childhood, hours of endless fun with no power-supply needed. Often crafted from wood, you'd expect to see one in the corner of a child's bedroom...until now!

By Emma 11 months ago 437 Views No comments

Vagina Selfie: 3D Print Lands Japanese Artist in Hot Water

This week an artist from Japan was arrested on suspicion of breaking obscenity laws after sending 3D prints of her vagina to people!

By Emma 11 months ago 213 Views No comments

Tantric Pop Art: The Works of Julian Murphy

Forget about the Pop Art you once knew, Lichtenstein with his crying women and Warhol with his cans of's all about Tantric Pop Art!