I love a good festival: three days (or sometimes more) during which you can switch your phone off, drown yourself in cider, and focus every bit of your energy on having a lovely time. And if you, like me, refuse to let two days' worth of summer tent sweat get in the way of your orgasms, festivals can be pretty sexy places too.
To distract you from our semi-final disappointment, I thought I'd take a closer look at the trophy itself, and see if we can play a little 'Trophy top trumps.' Specifically, can we find any sex toys that are bigger/heavier/more expensive than the World Cup Trophy itself? Let's find out.