Customer Reviews

brunder  (15 April 2013)
This was the second Dirk Yates toy I have tried with the first being the Ass Rocket. It was good to compare the 2 in terms of size as I found the Ass Missile to be a lot easier to use as it was longer and there is…  Read All Reviews

badwolfpuppy  (12 September 2011)
The Ass Master is huge. It's wider than my arm and I have shovels for hands and even then it was difficult to hold with one hand. I was surprised at the parcel, never mind the toy inside, which seemed to only just fit! 9 inches long and…  Read All Reviews

brunder  (19 December 2011)
I have been using this for a few months now and can finally fit the whole thing in! when I first received this it was very big for me but after training my ass it now feels great! I would still recommend this to anyone, even if you…  Read All Reviews

Incendiaire  (31 October 2011)
Weighing in at just over 1kg of solid black rubber, the Intimidator is a hefty toy which certainly lives up to its name. At an imposing 11 inches¯ tall - 10 inches¯ of which are insertable, this toy is aimed at those who truly enjoy the bigger things in…  Read All Reviews

tacos  (17 April 2013)
Before ordering the Ass Servant, the closest I've had was a Large Doc Johnson butt plug. It measures 2.25" (or 6 cm) at the widest point. Considering it was still a bit of challenge to get it all in, I took a big risk ordering something much larger. Fortunately…  Read All Reviews