Monkey Spanker

Date: (18 January 2011)

10/10 - blew my load in seconds, no need for a woman. You can aim your cum aswell, in my case all over the wall! haha

Date: (06 November 2009)

Well, what can I say! I've previously reviewed this amazing little piece of kit under the black version of the spanker. For anyone considering buying this - just do it! First off, the vibrating bullet is not much cop and if you are quite well endowed then in time they will begin to split, but hey!who's complaining given the price!
Best way to use is to make sure your cock is fully erect and pointing to the sky! Then make sure you have loads of lube rubbed into your cock - I use baby oil but most lubes will do; the anticipation of using the spanker whilst rubbing the oil up and down my cock can be almost unbearable! I slowly slide the spanker over the head of my cock until it reaches the top of the shaft then slowly start wanking in gentle up and down motions - sometimes sliding over the head of my cock itself. This feeling truly is amazing and produces loads of pre-cum with me. It's a different feeling to a blow-job or sex but the medical grade lining really does feel like lips wrapped around my cock!
For the ultimate spanker feeling though, use a regular vibrator held firmly to the handle of the spanker and again, slowly move it up and down, then vary the speed - this feels unbelievable and gives me the most intense and powerful orgasms imaginable! I always squirt my spunk quite a good distance. This is also an added bonus, as if you're using the spanker with a partner, he/she can actually watch you shoot your sperm or aim it wherever you fancy as opposed to wanking into a sleeve or tube.
Highly recommended and great value for money!

Date: (20 March 2008)

Wonderful just the bizz!

Date: (08 October 2007)

My husband loves this! It is also a fantastic starter for foreplay, I get as much enjoyment out of starting him off with this as he does when he uses it himself.

Date: (30 June 2007)

Great product, well worth the money, feels like theres someone else there!

Date: (27 March 2007)

its nice!!!

Date: (29 January 2007)

This is a really good toy. Feels really good with a splash of baby oil. The vibrating bullet is also very good but sadly the 2 tiny hearing aid style batteries only have a life of about 10 minutes!! - not too good... Other than that, is far better than many of the sleeves and pumps. Would recommend to all

Date: (12 September 2006)

Excellent product!! gives the sensation of someone else being there as your hand isnt in contact with your cock!

Date: (24 August 2006)

Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your penis. Close your eyes and you'll think there's someone down there! id recommend it !!

Date: (28 July 2006)

WOW! I have never felt such results. The membrane is very tight and when it stretches the pull is fantastic. The hardest part (not including my organ) was trying to control the orgasm. This is a must have for those times when you have to do it and there is no one around.