Fleshlight Freaks Zombie

Date: (10 November 2011)

The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie is nothing like any other product we have come across before. When we first heard that Fleshlight were bringing out a 'scary' range of products not long before Halloween we had thoughts that the products will be half-assed and not up to par with the other products in the range. We were wrong, as the Fleshlight Freaks Zombie is a great product built with care and attention.

Packaging

The Zombie comes in a lovely tin tube which is designed brilliantly, the tin does the job of presenting the Zombie Masturbator very well and makes the product seem very luxurious even though there is rotting flesh inside. The Necro-Feelya canal texture name labelled on the packaging is a nice touch.

Design / Shape / Size

The Freaks Zombies Sleeve comes in a standard Fleshlight case unit which slightly resembles a flashlight/torch. We would have liked the product to have a more unique case designed with a freaky feel to it but it's not a problem as the style of the case isn't what drew us to this product. The case doesn't massively look like a flashlight so we wouldn't suggest people leaving it around the house as most likely you would get rumbled especially as it has Fleshlight branding on it.

The case weight is very nicely balanced with the front entrance only slightly heavier than the rest on the unit making holding the unit even for long periods comfortable. The case is very sturdy and would survive multiple drops on the floor and most likely wouldn't break. If the case ever does break then it's not a huge problem as you can actually purchase cases on their own for a low price.

The case has a screw off top which presents the entrance of the masturbator, well nothing could prepare us for the look of this toy. It is immensely well designed yet gruesome with rotting flesh sections and artificial tears which makes the product very Zombie like. The Zombie comes in pink which slightly suprises us as we feel that a real Zombie wouldn't have such a pinky colour to it due to lack of blood flow but that's just the horror movie fan in us.

The base of the case also comes off which allows variation in suction whilst in use which is a great feature and we found also provides a nice liquid collection area which is removable making the product easier to clean.

The Zombie sleeve is very soft, we have the original Fleshlight Lady and the Zombie is much softer than our Fleshlight Lady ever was. This is great as it adds a more life-like feel to the experience even if you could get that with a Zombie.

Care / Cleaning

To take care for the Fleshlight Freaks Zombie is quite easy, after use we remove the insert from the case and run hot water through the hole in the base to remove the fluids that are in the insert. We tend to air-dry the insert but you can slightly towel-dry if wanted to speed up the process. To prolong the life of Fleshlights we highly recommend powdering the product with cornflour once dry as it keeps the product feeling soft for longer.

Always use a good water based lube with this product because as Zombies are dead they do not have their own natural lubrication like a live woman due to no blood flow. Fleshlight has thought of this however by providing a free sachet of lube.

Steve's Experience

I never thought I would ever partake in Necro-Feelya and like it at that! The texture inside really is amazing and very varied which blows away our Fleshlight Lady. The texture doesn't feel much like I'm having real sex, but I cannot say the feeling is unrealistic as I've never had sex with a Zombie before. The texture is very good however especially the first couple of inches inside the canal as it strokes the head of my penis perfectly and has yet to fail to bring me to very strong orgasm. I wouldn't say the Zombie is a tight masturbator it's probably about average tightness which feels just about right and I doubt a Zombie would be really tight anyway.

Rox's Experience

The Fleshlight Zombie Masturbator truely is bizarre looking but I can tell Fleshlight has put lots of care and attention to detail with this product. I really like how soft the material is but I definitely would have preferred the Fleshlights to match the colouration of their Dildo Freak counterparts as it would be more realistic. The screw off suction variation base is a very nice touch and it allows me to mix things up when I'm using it on Steve.

Overall Opinion

We both really like the Fleshlight Zombie, especially Steve as the texture inside is excellent and blows away our Fleshlight Lady. The detailing on the sleeve is nothing short of amazing and if we ever came across a real life Zombie we would kindly ask her to show us her vagina before she fed off us. If she agreed we would be shocked if it didn't look like the Fleshlight Zombie Masturbator (well except the colour).