Loving Joy Double Pleaser Teaser

Date: (25 July 2011)

When I opened the plain packet this arrived in from sextoys.co.uk I was impressed - It's actually pretty hefty - 2 good sized dongs perfect to share with a friend. And a fairly simple looking elastic harness to hold it in place when you do. It ticks all the boxes in terms of material - it's a firm but flexible gel construction free from phthalates and latex so no worries on skin safety.

It has that typical gel smell when the packet is first opened - kind of fruity and artificial. In this case the fruit was definitely rhubarb and even a good wash with soapy water didn't remove the whiff. No problem though as that will fade over time.

The problem I did find was the harness. Its simple enough, but it's obviously designed for someone smaller than my size 18/20 as even stretched to the fullest the elastic is too tight. I managed to get into it, but it was decidedly uncomfortable and involved some very unsexy contortions. Trying to insert a jelly dong when you have bands of elastic cutting into your thighs and every movement increases the constriction was not fun at all. A couple of extra inches of thicker elastic would make a huge improvement.

Once in place I found that I was confused as to how this was intended to be used. It doesn't really feel like a "strap on" - with one end fully inserted into me the other is pointing towards the floor. The jelly is flexible enough to be bent into lots of angles, but you don't have your pubic bone behind the harness so getting a serious thrust is difficult and potentially quite uncomfortable. You could pull the wearers end partially out, but that gives you even less of a foundation when pushing the other end into a partner, although the friction and movement could be an added advantage once you got going.

I think it works better thinking of this as a double ended dildo. You can even ignore the uncomfortable harness if using it this way and use the middle section as something to grip onto - which definitely helps with the initial insertion. Or use the harness to add a bit of extra anchorage which can make the ride just that little bit more exciting. Both the ends are satisfyingly long and thick and the curve means this reaches places other doubledildos don't quite manage. Unfortunately the middle section does limit the options for using both ends on one person as although the jelly is flexible enough that middle section is quite bulky.

Overall, I think the Double Pleaser Teaser has a lot to offer and I can see myself experimenting with this quite a lot to find out just what it's best for, just as soon as I've replace the straps anyway.

Date: (15 July 2011)

Me and GF have never used a double dong before so it was really exciting for us to try this. We really enjoyed it as it was something we can use together. I like the way the dongs curve up as my GF had an amazing G spot orgasm. We will be using this toy a lot and can't wait to expand our collection!