Fleshlight Mr Limpy Large

Date: (06 November 2011)

Now men have the equivalent of the female chicken fillets!

On opening the package I was struck at how big this beast actually is. It's not like I've got a small member but I fit firmly in the grower, not shower category - this thing is huge. It's also extremely realistic in shape and detail.

If any of you have a Fleshlight you will know exactly what I mean when I say this is extremely flesh like when you feel it, although doesn't have the realistic look to it but this is where it comes into its own. It's not supposed to look like a cock up close but emulate the look from a distance and the feel up close.

Placed in your pants and positioned correctly this will convince anyone that you have a python in your trousers and any PG-13 groping in a club would easily convince some one that you're John Holmes.

If you're out for a laugh or just trying to turn heads then this is the piece of equipment for you, just watch yourself if you get lucky because your lady WILL be disappointed when the lights go down and your pants come off!