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Date of Birth: 13/03/1988
Gender: Male
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About theonenonly:
i am a random crazy person very hyper open minded always up for anything and definitly always have a say in any debate im as witty as they come my banter has no bondarys i will talk about anything infront of anyone 
im always sat outside the box looking in even when im in the box im on the outside if you dont know what i mean you havent been on the outside 
the box is like the universe its a situation not an object ;)

my hobbys include 
swimming although not good at it lol 6 lenths and im out 

videogames anything thats fun bf3 is latest craze for me

fixing unfixable things my best has been a smashed to bits snow covered computer from a skip when i was younger and as of 2012 its still working with its 300mhz intel p2 processor shouldn't it have crashed 12 years ago or something lol

 

8 review(s) by theonenonlyClick to show reviews  


5

Secret Swag Bag

all i can say is wow over £100 worth of items from this website was in there think i might be ordering a dif item see what else i get i was stuned when i checked all the prices 1 item was worth £45 alone even on other websites it was more this place was the cheapest i could find most of the items if i went and bort them as normal all i can say is this was the best buy so far im defo doing another on payday at the end of the week Thank you sextoys.co.uk


5

Foaming Intimacy Lubricant

I got uncented. This has to be the best lube I've used so far. Perks: Not messy. Not sticky it drys to a powder that tastes nice you can lick it off my GF loved me licking it off her hands. Oh yeah did I mention it tastes nice it almost tastes like whipped cream its great. I massaged it into my GFs neck and licked it all away which you just cant do with my flavored lubes as they stay there and end up been all sticky the foam can be placed anywhere and u can just scoop it up and place more in the area getting massaged. Its well slippy and lasts quite a while and juring intercourse helps promote and addes to your own natural lubricant for extra slippyness. Extra comments: Before use shake well and always face the end towards earth or just the gas inside escapes Next I think I will try the vanilla its def one I will buy again.


5

Venus Twin Vibrators

I have to say when I got these the first thing I noticed was they are very well built and feel lush even to just hold they are just so very smooth. The battery insert caps are abit tight which is good thing in my eyes, I have to say the controls get a little tedious when the lube is out but trust me you never want to turn them off they are so fun. I had a little trouble with the larger of the 2 with batteries as I normally use recharable ones as they are too large to fit in the gaps for the batteries. I had to get some cheap AAA batteries and they were tight fitting as well, but it works out fine in a sense as they don't vibrate inside so less noise. The smaller of the two come with batteries and fit fine. They are both very quiet and are adjustable in power from a weak rumble to a intense buzz to get u really wet and excited. I definitely recommend them for any first time users as they are easy to clean, insert and have a cable attached so u can retrieve if they happen to get lost in all the excitement. They will have anyone cuming all day. Even to get a partner to do some multitasking can be mind blowing as my partner found out ;-) I hope this has been helpful to you! Martin.


5

Pearlescent Rabbit

The Pearlescent is a bit smaller than the real deal which makes it great for anyone new to rabbit vibrators. The beads have a lot of torque so they don't jam easily, but are very light on your insides so they don't cause any discomfort. We personally think the vibrations are a bit weak, but that might be just us being used to more intense vibrations. The feet of the rabbit can cause discomfort but it's nothing a little doctoring can't fix, as I decided to just remove the feet and used a lighter to smooth them off after they caused my GF too much discomfort. In summary it's a nice little toy, great for newbies to this sort of thing and excellent value. Even after our problems she loves it all the more so I'm still giving it a 5*


5

Loving Joy Soft Bondage Waist to Wrist Restraints

The waist band will fit almost anyone. It's strong, easy to use and tough to get out of - so you must have someone with you at all times when you're tied up. it was a really good addition to the rest of our bondage equipment its great for first timers as its cheap and easy on the skin i cant see anyone getting hurt if used properly just remember dont expect your partener to have good balence as my GF thought as u both will have a nasty bump im def giving this a 5* it give us 50+ new things to try ;-)


5

Screaming O Propello Dual Stimulation Vibrating Ring

[experience] My GF loves this.. the vibrations got her to cum a few times and she says the feeling of it rubing against her anus give her some nice new sensations over the others we have. It's tight and definitely good at keeping you hard. The only problem I had was that for some reason I just couldn't cum with it on... maybe that's just me but it won't stop me using it though. We use a little bit of lube to slide it over as it's quite a grippy toy without it - stops any discomfort when putting it on and taking it off. This is going to be used time and time again as the GF loves it. [info] It's quiet and has a nice tickly buzz to its 2 separate bullets with push switches so it's just on or off on each. It's well built with a soft jelly like feel but firm structure [Size] Height 178mm // 7 inch Width 42mm // 1.5 inch [extra] The batteries take a bit of time to change as you need to partly remove the bullets out of the compartments and remove the switch side The batteries fall out with ease To put the bullet back into the compartment no need to use lube or anything like that. I've found it's easy to allow the area behind the bullet fill with air and as you push the bullet back into the compartment squeeze the air and it will remove the contact between the wall and the bullet making it easier to push it back in. I hope this helps!


5

Toy Joy Bargain Bunny - Purple Smooth

Sarah and I found this vibe to be a treat, it's not as long as the other rabbits we have but size isn't everything. This little rabbit has a nice texture and shape to it and the features are of good quality. ;) We have broken down some facts about the toy below with some helpful tips... Clean ability... Perks The toy is very easy to clean. It has a weird texture to it but it helps compared to the smooth ones we have in our toy box. It doesn't have impossible ridges that you can't clean which is an added bonus in this department. Bad points None. Controls... Perks It’s weird but in a way they are easier to use once you get used to it, as when you are in the middle of the action the buttons are right where your index finger is. It does take some getting used to, as every other toy we have has the controls on the side not the bottom as they are on this toy. There are 4 buttons: 1. turns vibe on or off 2. turns vibe strength high or low 3. turns rotation on or off 4. changes rotation direction Bad points The buttons sometimes don't have the click so you don't know you have turned things on/off permanently till you take your finger off the button in question. It’s not a bad thing but can be annoying sometimes. The rotating beads... Perks They are very powerful, they take loads of pressure to stop them, more than I dare to use to try and stop them. The layer that covers them is thicker than on our other toys and doesn't compress as much as the other toys which helps loads but not to a point where you lose some of the feeling from it though. It has 2 settings when it’s on that lets you choose the direction they turn. Bad points Because they are quite powerful they can be a bit of a shocker at first try as the only speed difference is when you put depleted batteries in it as there are no speed controls. The vibro bunny ears... Perks Ears are quiet and they're not the most powerful vibe we have, but it does have a really nice feeling to it and power isn't everything. It has 2 settings which changes how powerful the vibes are. Bad points none Power supply... Perks It uses 4x AA batteries The batteries last quite a long time. We've used the ones we put in for about 3 hours if you add it altogether and they still have enough power to do both actions - we've been using some cheap supermarket ones too. Bad points My 2.850Amp rechargeable AA batteries don’t fit :( but then again if they did the normal batteries would probably be too small and would make a noise when the vibes were on. :D The positive side connection also has springs which go around the point without touching it so when you buy batteries make sure that the positive side of the batteries are fully metal.. I know this sounds weird but some battery companies only make the point metal and have the plastic label go right up to the point Please don’t let this put you off though as there are plenty of other toys we have that have this problem with the positive side having a spring its mostly ones that take more than one battery with screw ends that are too small to have proper battery housing in them and having some springs on the cap would see them getting snapped off easily. ..... All in all this toy is a great toy we are giving it a 5 as its great fun and gives lots of pleasure once you iron out the kinks and are used to it :D


5

Topco Mains Magic Massager

:::Comment::: This massager is by far the most powerful vibrator we have and it really loosens you up right from the start. It feels great on your neck, shoulders and back -and other areas- but I will leave that to your imagination. There are some handy attachments that are also available to buy here (http://www.sextoys.co.uk/Vibrator-Kits/Topco-Magic-Massager-Pleasure-Attachment.asp) or search under Topco Pleasure Attachments. That will give you some idea as to what else it can be used for. I'm going to be buying 1 or 2 of them in the coming weeks! Tip: use lube- for example KY jelly with it, as it's powerful enough to cause you to get/feel sore from the friction. Do not let that put you off though as it does take a little while for that to happen. It can also feel uncomfortable if you have it rest lightly on a area for long periods, as it is more likely to cause that friction we talked about above. If you start to feel numb that's when to have a rest or move to a different area as that's the first sign. :) I would say the Massager can reach about 160-170cm from the plug but its nothing a plug extension can't fix, to be honest. :::Gadgets::: The Massager comes with a 2 pin plug attached, with a 2 pin to 3 pin UK adaptor provided. :::Cleaning Ability::: This can be a little hard to clean if the vibrator itself gets dirty, as there are some tight spots around the neck part, the rest is smooth and easy to wipe down. ::Good Points:: The head cover comes off and can be changed for others. it can be easily washed and the rest of the toy shouldn't get that bad, nothing baby wipes should have a problem with. It's sealed enough (I think) for that. I've not had any issue with them so far. I would note that I do leave it for 5+ hours before using again though. ;) ::Bad Points:: It's not water proof so if you do get the actual vibrator dirty do not use any water in or around it as it does plug in. [remember its got a 2 pin adaptor so no earth!!!] :::Controls::: It has 3 settings on the same switch, which acts the same as a light switch or the wall plugs where they stick out with a pivot except with 3 states instead of 2 (off) self explanatory :) (low) seems really powerful for a low setting not that I'm complaining of course. (high) it feels 2x the power of low. I would careful with your fingers on the business end of the toy as it can hurt on the tips. Men, I wouldn't suggest using it on your testicles it hurts hehe :) but the rest is fine though. I'd just say be careful around any sensitive parts, but that goes without saying really. ::Good Points:: The switch is always easy to reach and it's resistant enough to not be knocked to different settings, and soft enough so lubed fingers but mainly thumbs can use with no issues. ::Bad Points:: I wish there was a softer more gentle setting as low is still quite powerful but you can't have everything. :::Power Supply::: plug mains 160cm ish 2 pin needs adaptor which comes in the box but I would get one from your local DIY as the one that comes with it does not hold it in very well. ::Good Points:: It plugs in - no batteries whoop whoop. ::Bad Points:: The 2-3 pin adaptor is not that good it doesn't hold the plug in well to a point where I didnt feel safe so I went and got a replacement from my local DIY shop for £1 which works far better. :::Sound Level::: It's quiet for it's power, I would say your phone's vibrate sound level, which is very good in my opinion. :::Stucture::: It's really well built which helps it be quiet and I feel confident enough to drop it from waist height and know it would be fine. It does have some weight to it but it is a large device. The outside is mostly made of plastic, unsure what the head cover is made from so can't really comment. Under the head attachment which you can see in the picture is plastic but has screw holes etc so I wouldn't use it with out the attachments :) ::size:: 30cm x 5cm at the tip with head attachment. Not recommended to insert unless using 1 of the attachments meant for that. :::other links::: http://www.sextoys.co.uk/Vibrator-Kits/Topco-Magic-Massager-Pleasure-Attachment.asp :::my overall rating::: Well made and feels great, does exactly what it says on the box, love it. I feel proud to own this great massager and I'm going to be buying the attachments and will comment on them as and when I get/use them. If there was anything to really say to Sextoys.co.uk it would be "can you put a better power adaptor in the box as the one that comes with it isn't that good." The massager itself though, I don't thinkI can really say anything bad about it! 5/5 would recommend this to anyone!

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BabySky
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reviws not posted on main site?

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for them to appear in the my reviews section and count it must be posted on the products page itself not the forum :) dont forget to be logged in when you do it though


hope this helps
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Kerantli
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Orgasms - how many?

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8 for me and 19 for sarah is our record that was a fun sat afternoon

in 1 shot i normally get sarah 2-3x before me but normally she tells me to

i have to wait about 10-15min before i can go again i just never got all the film jokes even durex is caught in it about men cumming 2 fast ...sarah gets there well before me everytime maybe im just lucky or maybe the marketing person for durex is a lady that gets none but watchs way to many teen flicks

i have to say the the best 1s are when u dont let you and your partener climax and keep building it up you dont need many in one day after one of those ;)
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reviws not posted on main site?

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Cara i think is the person who reviewed the reviews hehe so i think spliting her jobs between staff hasnt been easy untill they can find a permanent replacement chances are things like this will be a little slow

Dont worry im sure there on the list of things needing to be done ;)
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CaraSutra
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 Sextoys.co.uk Affiliate Newsletters

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cara does this mean if i post about a product on my facebook wall and someone links thru it and buys it i can get a % of it?
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BeautBarbie
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Body Image

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iv gotten abit chubby iv started doing a little more exersize its not the look i dont like its the flexability i dont have anymore
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theonenonly
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Topco Magic Massager

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never hehe, thx for the honesty :D

my next review i think i will install m$ office and use the grammer checker lol
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theonenonly
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you need to be logged in to post

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i will have a try of the newer 1 i just wish it kept the same interface i hate the new 1 with them dam tabs at the top lol should be a classic view option where there at the bottom

...... also

most of the websites i dont even log out of eg iv been logged into some of them for almost 4months at a time eg the infinity the quest for earth game website time logged in 4months 13days 16hours 41min

yeh this computer is on 24/7 it rarely is off ^^^ hence the 4 months lol its runs a irc interface and game server so its important its not

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LiamJade10
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VIP Status

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thx for clearing that up for me kari was wondering how i just figured they must do other stuff blog afiliate etc
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theonenonly
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im above 1500 points and not sure how gift thing works :D

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cara let me know its ment to happen auto

it probs missed me because i was above the threshold before it was brought in

its all gd now tho i got my gift :D
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Topco Magic Massager

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yeh theres nothing wrong with the euro plug itself, its just the adaptor plug to connect it to the uk 3 pin thats not that good euro buyers will not have any problems with it as they wont use that adaptor :)

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