Aimed (pardon the pun!) at the gay male market, the Dirk Yates Ammo AT-10 SensaFirm Ass Torpedo packaging gives the first impression of something fun and tongue-in-cheek. I mean, how many jokes can you make up about a torpedo sent up your ass!? hehe Ok, it's ten inch length is plenty and the two inch girth is suitable for the medium user. So, even if you are comfortable with the more realistic sizes, you can find that little bit more in this plug. It is marketed as a butt plug but its not really suitable for that kind of task - it's just an ordinary didlo when in use, suitable for male or female insertion, regardless of the suggestion on the packaging. The little nodules in two rings on the shaft make a little difference to the other-wise smooth and bendy toy - excellent standard for beginner experimenters to practise with - but I feel it leaves more to be desired. A little bit lame; but fun, quirky and recommended for use with water based lube. The memory of it will make you grin a little afterwards, too. ;) I'd rate it 3/5.
BASIX Butt Plug - Black This cheery little number is five inches long and has a nice wide flexible base - which also happens to act as a sucker for a hard surface in case that is your style of riding. For the experienced rider, like me, this toy is great for warming up and is fairly comfortable to wear to keep you prepared. While flexible and a pleasure to squeeze, it is not an ergonomic plug or in a shape one might usually see for such an object. The plug is thin at one end for about a centimetre and off centre, then wide at the base before cutting inwards sharply for the anus to snuggle into. The base, being flexible, also feels like to conforms to the crack of the backside, allowing for noticeable but gentle safety (You don't want something, hard to evacuate, disappearing up a hole). It's simple, it's an effective tool for the job intended, a little bit special and well worth the price. Go on, I'll score a 5/5 for this one.
I bought this toy with mild interest as a bit of fun because it's relatively cheap for what I get for my money. I am impressed because the dildo pleasures my anus and the sheath contains any mess quite well, so I can just keep on going pleasuring my parter without worry about clean up. One fun technique is to rock on the dildo against your partner or the bed while your partner takes every possible advantage of the latex, lubrication, oils... you name it. Very fun item. 5/5
Raging Hard-Ons 10" Dong This dildo is rather quite special in the way the veins stand out in magnificent relief, providing sensations that are anything but subtle. Very flexible, soft to the touch yet hard enough for a really good ride, this is one product worthy of a place in your toy collection. The 'but' is that the packaging states "All new material odorless latex free anti bacterial." - In American English, of course. Why do I have a problem with this? Because even the parcel it arrived in smelled very heavily of its aroma. At first I thought it might be some kind of chemical some manufacturers use to keep the product free of germs, dust and grime. But even after washing it with the Loving Joy Sparkle Sex Toy Cleaner followed by good rinsing under the tap and drying with paper towel, three times over, the toy still smelled very strongly like artificial strawberries or perhaps raspberries. Or something like that. Even now, packed away and washed well before and after use in its own paper bag in my toy drawer, I can still smell it - and I smoke! Apart from the questionable statement on the back of the packaging, this is a very good product that all can use to excellent finishing effects. Minus two points for the smell, because I don't like it although it may grow on me: 3/5
PVC Bed Sheet Another excellent purchase from sextoys.co.uk! I do a lot of anal sex with my partner and we like to experiment with all sorts of oils and lubricants, so this PVC sheet was a blessing for the bed. It's really sexy to feel under your back or to simply sit on while bednastics are performed. ;) It's certainly big enough for a double bed, possibly a king size, and ours is black which seems to go with the room's decoration quite well. And it's very easy to wash, too! Just spray it down in the shower with you (and maybe your partner) wrapped up in it! Oh, and have you noticed how cheap it is!? A very good bargain and a must-have for any bedroom adventure. 5/5
Tantus Bronco Butt Plug This simple plug seems ordinary even if it is made of a premium medical grade silicone. Black and standing at a proud five inches tall and one and a half inches wide, this works as one of those plugs you can wear discreetly (thanks to its thin base) between the buttocks and out of sight. While I may be an experienced anal toy user, this toy felt nicely filling around the anus and inside the primary anal cavity. It's excellent to maintain condition and just feel something "naughty" every time you sit down, stand up and walk around. My only pick is the base feels a little sharp around the edges after a while. I had been looking at this plug for a while but was put off by the original price - all Tantus products are on the high side of pricing - but even if what you are paying for is made of silicone, there are other plugs out there that do a similar job with a similar simplistic design. What other materials don't do so well is absorb body heat, which this plug does, so the Bronco scores high on long term comfort. Personally, I was eager to receive this item as I have tried black silicone before but this particular toy turned out not to be as exciting as other plugs I have. On the other hand, it was made with a task in mind and it does its job well enough. There's no fuss when it comes to cleaning or wearing it and it is sensual to hold and feel in the hand as well as anally. I think I like it a lot even if I was expecting a bit more plug and something more unique to respect its monetary value. 4/5
Loving Joy Pump It Up Penis Pump This delightful toy is quite simple in its design and comes with three rings. The one with the largest aperture is blue, the next slightly smaller is flesh/vanilla coloured and the last is red and very tight. Also included is a very useful manual, advising how to get the best exercise out of using a pump and explaining how up to an hour-long session several times a week will ensure a larger penis is developed. I did think the instructions for assembly of the pump could have been more simplistic because, having never used a penis pump before, I was unsure whether the funnel-like rings were supposed to pout into the tube or pout outwards. After looking at the picture on sextoys.co.uk I worked out the fitted ring pout inwards! But I do enjoy the fact the manual does provide tips and tricks. What red blooded male doesn't enjoy an instruction manual?? hehe... After the first session I felt a difference in my size during a following masturbation and it definitely provided a new kind of turn-on for me, instilling a new sense of confidence. I didn't have anything "insufficient" before, but I now certainly feel the new sense of power from a larger member. It's not much at the moment, maybe a full centimetre in length and perhaps half centimetre in diameter girth, but I am sure if I follow the regime as prescribed in the manual, I will certainly have something more to grin about. One downside I could find is that fitting any of the rings is quite the difficult challenge, although I am sure there is an easy technique to it with a little practise. One other problem is that the bulb has a habit of staying squeezed and not returning to its swollen state... but I think that when this happens it enough vacuum has been created anyway, so I am not too fussed about that. A good product for beginners in this field of sexual experimentation - I have a feeling I might have reason to purchase an upgrade later in the year. 4/5
The Ass Master is huge. It's wider than my arm and I have shovels for hands and even then it was difficult to hold with one hand. I was surprised at the parcel, never mind the toy inside, which seemed to only just fit! 9 inches long and 4.5 inches wide, this is one big butt plug. It is HUGE. But the odd thing is... the whole thing has a built-in smell of strawberries. And its a very strong smell, too. Even when its sitting in my drawer, unopened, my room slowly takes on the smell. It's a nice smell, and quite appealing and it makes me smile when I walk into the room knowing what the arousing smell is. So. Performance. How was it? It was very easy to wash and very easy to lubricate and use. I must admit, it's going to take a few tries to actually get the entire insertable length in, and longer practise to walk around with it in, although I think it's perhaps too heavy for that. Ass Master is not invasive in any painful way at all. You know when its too much when it just stops and you don't want to accept any more... what's more, it was really comfortable to just sit there and do other things while relaxing. I do know that I will be a very happy puppy once I have reached the ultimate goal of just being able to slip it in, but I am grinning ear to ear already because I have achieved the goal that this butt plug was bought for. Before the Ass Master, I had bought the King Kong - another beast in itself - and the Ass Master prepared me that much to be able to actually enjoy the King Kong completely and to the maximum potential. My sex life is almost complete. Except for one thing... I think I will buy the PVC sheet next for that extra touch of class and comfort that comes with this kind of life style. Afterwards, cleaning was still easy and even after use it retained the smell of strawberries that still emanates from my toy drawer in the corner of the room. Which is always nice. 5/5
I, a 24 year old male, bought King Kong yesterday (08.03.2011) as an anal dildo and received it this morning in excellently wrapped discreet packaging without so much as a brand logo anywhere to be seen! A testament to the customer service to be expected from sextoys.co.uk every time! King Kong is a vibrator 14 inches long, 3 inches in diameter and formed in a very realistic shape. The plastic is quite hard but it has some give to allow for comfort with prolonged use. King Kong is unique for a toy in its league as most others are way too soft for steady control or simply impractical, whereas King Kong allows for you to take your time without fuss. The vibrator itself is unique for the size of toy, too. As well as the variable vibration, it does a sort of thumping feel with the vibration giving an extra kick to the size. Beware, for I am used to vibrators but this particular model gave me a surprise in how strong it is. The positives are the King Kong is completely under your control and its veins and other details are in vivid relief, allowing you to feel every bump and groove with every erotic ease, the plastic feels sensual in the way that its material can, and the vibrations are quite relaxing while extraordinary and just as erotic as the raised detail along the shaft and under the head. And yes, with relaxed pleasant use and in rhythm, this toy certainly stimulates your prostrate to excellent effect. One downside is that maybe the plastic around the head is a little too hard without any give whatsoever. There is a "central fin," or a third central lip in the head tip, which feels a bit too hard to the point of almost feeling sharp. The edge of the head's hood is a bit too hard also but, as with any sex toy, use plenty of lubrication and this difficulty will be overcome. I will advise, and please note heavy emphasis with this, if you are not experienced with anal play, then please at least buy a 7 inch vibrator and a series of differently sized butt plugs to use way before even attempting this monster of a cock! And don't forget the lubrication either - there is no excuse for not using any, it's cheap and widely available. Remember, "messy is fun." When debating if you need more lube - the more the better! For a dildo/vibrator in this class of size and practicality, I would give it 5/5. Anything that goes wrong will be due to user error and not taking your time to relax. If you cannot take the full length, don't worry about it - its like riding a horse, you gotta keep getting back on and practise to get better. Don't be afraid, as long as you have the time and preparation, you will certainly enjoy this Majesty!
Picture of Black Super Duper Extra Large Cock: http://i45.servimg.com/u/f45/12/15/47/91/dscf1039.jpg Picture of Black Super Duper Extra Large Cock next to other toys for comparison: http://i45.servimg.com/u/f45/12/15/47/91/dscf1038.jpg Review: Super Duper Extra Large Cock California Exotics/Swedish Erotica Super Duper Extra Large Cock 14 inch x 2.75 inch (flared tip measures to just over 3 inch ) So, first impressions... well, the primary focus is how HUGE this black beauty is. And yes, that is a horse reference because it probably feels as big and heavy as any equine cock! Certainly thick enough... This toy comes in either a Black or Flesh colour, the flared tip is very noticeable to the eye and upon insertion which takes some getting used to - but definitely exciting! Once inside, the veins around the shaft are also prominent enough to be noticeable and enjoyable - more so than some of it's competitors. The material, according to the sextoys.co.uk website, is Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE), sometimes referred to as thermoplastic rubber. This means that this toy is very flexible, durable and tactile pleasure to hold and simply enjoy. Use plenty of water-based lube, relaxation and slow comfort to enjoy this product - and always remember to wash before use. Despite the simple packaging and lack of showy branding, I think that this ADDS to the toy rather than take anything away, although this was an interesting parcel to receive. When I opened the package, I found this toy shrink-wrapped in simple clear plastic with no clear label or branding, except for an imprint in the dildo itself as 'Swedish Erotica' despite the website brand label being California Exotics. Regardless, it just means unpacking, washing and getting down to some good happy fun. This toy is a high quality product, built to last, and a challenging item worth having in any collection. Overall... 5/5.
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Code: N6911 Fleshlight Sex in a Can Succu Dry |
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Code: N6890 Electrastim SensaVox Kit |
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