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How good can the Monkey Spanker be? It's just a 16 cm long piece of plastic, right? The Monkey Spanker fits firmly at the uncomplicated and inexpensive end of the toy design scale. The spanker itself consists of a hard but flexible outer plastic shell housing a silicone rubber insert. The outer provides the required rigidity for the toy and allows the user to manipulate the rubber insert when in use. OK, for manipulate, read masturbate. The design is simple and appears durable. It's also a breeze to clean, an essential for all sex toys. Set into the hard outer housing is a recess for the small bullet powered by two LR41 batteries. Two sets are supplied with the Monkey Spanker, always a nice touch when a toy manufacturer includes them I think. So to the test. Lube is essential, the nature of the enticingly soft and squidgy insert means without lube it clings to your skin, so using the toy without lube would be guaranteed to cause you injury. I used a standard water based lube. Laying naked in bed, my other half ensured I was full erect before attempting to use the Monkey Spanker. A few moments twiddling and I was ready for the arduous task of masturbation. I dribbled some lube onto my glans and I gently rubbed the Monkey Spanker over and around the head of my cock to spread the lube on my cock and the toy. My other half had my balls in her hand and her index finger and thumb circling the base to present my erection to the Monkey Spanker. She loves to get involved. I couldn't wait to push my cock into the tight 12mm opening in the Monkey Spanker's insert. The texture of the soft plastic, especially when lubed makes you want to stick something in it. I think it's because all guys have experimented a little when masturbating with things other than their hands in the past and this is like being a kid again, trying to find somewhere naughty to push your excited cock. So I began to push the head of my cock through the hole. I hit a snag, the inner diameter of the outer rigid plastic shell is not much bigger than the diameter of my cock. Now I'm no John Holmes, but I did wonder if I'd get stuck. My worries were unfounded as with a little more lube and a leap of faith I found myself gripped firmly in the toy and able to move it up and down my shaft. The construction of the soft insert and formulation of the plastic means your tool is gripped firmly without feeling it's being constricted. A Perfect and very stimulating balance. My other half watched avidly as I experimented. For a quickie you can just move the Monkey spanker around your glans and frenulum, up and over, on and off. This is a cheeky little Monkey Spanker wank. I found I wanted to vary the speed and dept of my strokes, pushing the Monkey Spanker down as far as it would go to my groin. This stretches the skin of your cock right back in a very enjoyable way. Long slow strokes are enjoyable too. In fact I wanted to do all of them at once so the wank took a while as I toyed with myself. My other half was enjoying the show, attending to her own needs while waiting for me to erupt. When I came it was with a great shuddering orgasm. The combination of naughtiness at pushing my cock into the tight little hole and the excellent design came together perfectly to deliver a great orgasm. You'll notice I haven't mentioned the vibrating bullet. I have to say the bullet is nice, but for the most part it only really comes into play when you're moving the Monkey Spanker slowly over your cock or holding it still, particularly on your frenulum. There's certainly a great deal of pleasure to be had just holding it there and teasing yourself. Personally though I found the greatest stimulation and satisfaction from doing what the toy is primarily designed for. Giving your monkey a good hard spank.
The We-Vibe is amazing because it can be worn internally by your partner providing a nice vibrating sensation for the man. Made possible due to the distinctive flexible style with a C-shape styling and 2 pads: the internal G-spot pad and the external clitoral pad. The G-spot pad is placed inside the vagina and rested against the vagina wall, hugging the tip of the G-spot. The clitoral pad lies against the labia and stimulates the clitoris. You can then enter the woman underneath the We-Vibe. So how did it feel? On entering my other half I was rewarded with vibrations all the way along the the shaft of my penis and my other half feels the vibrations internally and externally. The first time we tried it out we used it in good old missionary position and while it felt amazing and my partner seemed to cum harder than before, it was awkward and was pressing on her pubic bone making it slightly uncomfortable. The next time we tried it we went for a bit of cowgirl, and I have to say the results were AMAZING! It was like my other half had been replaced by some sexed up porn star, I'm not sure if it was the vibrations on her clit or the g spot or a combination of the 2 but something was hitting the right spot. The 2 motors run slightly out of sync with each other but in performance they provide a genuinely distinct throbbing style of vibration. It really is distinct. You have got 7 modes to play with. You've got a throb, a wave, a pulse, a tease, a rave, a slow rave and a cha cha (according to the blurb on the website) The We-Vibe II is rechargeable so no batteries and it is good for hours and hours. It is produced of super flexible silicone that's totally waterproof, although im not sure I'd try it in the bath! It also comes with a presentation carry pouch if you want to take it on your travels. I have to say, for couples, it is the best sex toy in the market. Get yours and you will really like it!
Now men have the equivalent of the female chicken fillets! On opening the package I was struck at how big this beast actually is. It's not like I've got a small member but I fit firmly in the grower, not shower category - this thing is huge. It's also extremely realistic in shape and detail. If any of you have a Fleshlight you will know exactly what I mean when I say this is extremely flesh like when you feel it, although doesn't have the realistic look to it but this is where it comes into its own. It's not supposed to look like a cock up close but emulate the look from a distance and the feel up close. Placed in your pants and positioned correctly this will convince anyone that you have a python in your trousers and any PG-13 groping in a club would easily convince some one that you're John Holmes. If you're out for a laugh or just trying to turn heads then this is the piece of equipment for you, just watch yourself if you get lucky because your lady WILL be disappointed when the lights go down and your pants come off!
In the words of roseal, does what it says on the tin Fantastic water based lube that will never let you down when you need a little extra moisture but for those longer sessions that need something a little extra you have the silicone lube. Can't go wrong for a compact pot of lube when purchasing this.
Got this as part of my swag bag... I've had similar toys before but they've not really done it for me but the pearls really add a difference. The hole is tight so you need to use a decent amount of lube but give yourself a rough spank and the pearls really make a difference! A nice little pocket male masturbator.
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For that almost nothing feeling you can't beat these! I'm not the biggest fan of condoms but with these it's like almost wearing nothing.
I bought this based on the number of previous reviews and its overall score and all I can say is for that price you just can't go wrong. It's a nice little bottle, the size is prefect for slipping in your travel back and for a water based lube lasted surprisingly well. Overall I'd say don't hesitate, add it to your cart!
Tenga does a great job of making male masturbation toys and they don't disappoint with this product. So lets start with a description of the Tenga Egg. The egg comes individually packaged in - you guessed it - a plastic egg. You peel off the protective wrapping and crack open the egg. Inside you will find a very soft and stretchy egg. Inserted into each egg is a small pack of lube, which is good for 1 to 2 uses, depending on how much lube you prefer. Just like most male toys, lots of lubricant is recommended. The egg is hollow with a rather small hole, in which you stick your dick. Each egg has its own unique feel to it, with different raised features to stimulate either the penis head, the shaft of the penis or both as you stroke your member up and down inside the egg. Now, Mother Nature has blessed me - so when I first cracked one of these open, I thought 'no way is my dick going to fit into that hole comfortably'. However, I was pleasantly and pleasurably surprised. These toys are very stretchy and most likely handle any member. Unless of course, you are John Holmes. Lube is the key. Not only was I able to get my dick inside, I was able to stroke to completion. One of the cool features is that as your stretch the egg down your shaft, you can see your dick inside. This is nice if you want to admire your rock-hard friend while you pleasure yourself. It kinda turns me on. These eggs were designed & marketed for single use, but, I have found that if you clean them with some warm water, turn them inside out to dry and then store them back in the plastic containers, you can multiple uses out of them.
I've had my little friend about 2 months now and it's mostly been good! On the up side: The life like skin stuff is great and feels fantastic and gives a great orgasm! It's fun to play with and an enjoyable alternative to a simple hand job! On the down side: I feel that the material is a little thin in some places (g-spot area), which when poked, becomes a little see through. The only other gripe I have with it is that I feel that the internal ribbing is a little on the light side and could do with being more prominent! Tips: Here's a few handy tips that may come in useful with this toy! 1. The biggest tip and key to your pleasure is to master how much lube you use! You only need to put a very small ammount of lube inside! Too much lube and you might as well screw the box it came in, too little and you won't get it in or you'll end up ripping it! I found that putting a little drop in the opening and fully inserting a finger and twisting lubed it up nicely. You may also find it useful to lube your fella's head a little! 2. Careful where you put it down as it leaves slightly oily marks on some surfaces! 3. Keep it somewhere with a reasonable temperature; when its cold it doesn't feel that great, bit like a raw chicken fillet! 4. This may again be a personal preference, but try it with a warming lube! With the realistic skin stuff and it warming up it feels fantastic and a bit more like the real thing than with regular lube! 5. Have fun, try things and tell everyone else! Overall I'm happy with my little friend; she's well built, pleasing and always willing!
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