If you like a firm grip in the bedroom and your pleasure/pain boundary is a little blurry then this might be the toy for you. This leather cock strap wraps around the base of your cock and balls and clips together with very secure riveted metal poppers. Careful boys! The 'T' shaped section comes up over your balls, separates and holds on to them tight. The leather straps are soft backed and not at all uncomfortable once on. The poppers have two different size settings to adjust to fit or give you that extra bit of a squeeze. I honestly couldn't get it down to the tightest setting but I'm sure others are braver than I am. The tight straps mean you will definitely get a stronger, harder erection (who wouldn't want that?) and your balls are left feeling very sensitive and exposed. Running a bullet vibe over them and along your shaft during foreplay will leave you gasping. This toy can also bring out your partners dominant side. You have been warned. A fun little toy for indulging your kinkier side. I loved it. :)
The Iconic Ring is part of Jimmyjane's Usual Suspects range. The idea behind the range is that they have taken the basic designs of the most recognizable sex toys and distilled them into a classic white range of toys. A vibrating cock ring, a pocket bullet vibe and a rabbit vibrator. The iconic ring vibrating cock ring is a clear/white ribbed ring with a vibrating nubbin that rides on the top of your penis and has soft little nodules to stimulate your partners clitoris. With that in mind, the Iconic ring has a neat little feature that I've not seen on any other ring like it. As well as the on/off button on the side of the nubbin it also has a pressure sensitive button behind those little nodules that make it buzz with every stroke. It's a great idea but it might not be a winner. When I tested it I found that it only activated with really deep grinding strokes and the vibration wasn't really strong enough for my girlfriend to get a huge benefit from. I much preferred the constant buzz anyway. The vibration isn't all that strong but after orgasm I did sort of have to ask my girlfriend to turn it off for me because I couldn't actually move. She laughed at my cries for help. The ring is phthalate free and made from a soft latex free elastomer. I've used vibrating rings in the past, the kind that have a cheap bullet vibe in them, and I've found them to be uncomfortable, too wide and a little sticky. This ring is just right, feels great when it's on, and the rubber isn't sticky at all. It actually feels nice against the skin. The Iconic Ring is also water resistant and shower friendly. You probably could use it in the bath as the battery compartment at the back is sealed with overlapping layers of rubber but it's not advised. All that splashing around might force water past the seal and ruin your new toy. That said, any toy you can take in the shower with you is a winner in my eyes. Overall I'd give the Iconic Ring an 8/10. It's better than it's competition, it's well designed and has some cool features. It's not earth moving on its own but it will help you get there.
My girlfriend is a little confused on the pleasure/pain boundary thing, so when she saw this her eyes lit up. The idea behind the product is that with a good spanking you will leave the word 'love' printed on your partner. A stinging reminder that love really does hurt. When we got our package home a few whispers of her being naughty and having to go to work with a red raw bum and a few reminders of how much I loved her got her in the mood to try it out. On opening the package my first impression was great. It's made of very nice leather and has a steel ring and wrist strap though the handle. The steel and the handle itself are imprinted with the Sportsheets logo. I weighed it in my hand and I was impressed with how thick the leather was and how well made the spanker was. It also occurred to me that it looks strikingly similar to an old police slapjack. Except this one doesn't have a slapper filled with lead shot. (Ouch!) When I did look at the slapper I was a bit horrified when I noticed the two strips of leather, and the red strip that makes the cut out of the word love stand out so much, weren't stuck together. I thought it was broken. Then it dawned on me. The handle is deliberately stitched across before the slapper so that the two part collide on impact and give it an extra bit of whack. I started smiling. It's a good thing my girlfriend was already bent over the bed and looking the other way because no one wants to see someone holding a leather spanker grinning from ear to ear. After a bit of teasing, (and a lot of fun), my girlfriends bum was glowing like a cherry and she was asking for more. We wanted to see how hard you would have to spank someone to leave the word 'love' blazing on their buttocks. We gave it a go but I was only able to make one stick. That is down to our limits rather than the spanker though. It's more than capable of leaving a 'love' shaped welt on your bum. You just have to know how much pain your partner can take and trust each other. This product is great for testing your limits a little, giving you something to work towards (that big red 'love' bite) and introducing some bondage and S&M into the bedroom. We both loved this product and couldn't recommend it more. Give it a try guys. It'll only hurt a little. ;)
I entered this test as a skeptic. Penis pumps have a bit of a bad rep. They're often the subject of jokes and ridicule and I had to wonder, if they really did work why doesn't every man have one of these? So I set out to test the Loving Joy Penis Pump for myself over about 10 days to see if it made a difference. Measurements were taken and I put on my science hat. First though, the product. It comes in several parts but assembly is easy and takes just a few seconds. First you have the tube. It's made of hard clear plastic and has measurements along it for both length and width. Both in centimeters. On the top is a nozzle that the rubber pump tube fits onto. You squeeze the pump ball to draw air out of the tube and create a vacuum. This draws blood into your penis and makes it erect. Over time the theory is that the increased pressure expands the spongy soft tissue inside the penis allowing for larger erections and a larger flaccid penis. The last part of the pump is the three different latex seals that come in different sizes and colours. Red being the smallest, pink the medium and blue the large. This is the bit that fits over your penis and into the tube. One quick note. Whilst I'm a little over average I found the blue seal a little tight. If you're already pretty big or an experienced pumper this might not be the product for you. If you have some confidence issues or are a novice to penis pumping then this will probably be ideal. How to use the pump. You pop the right sized seal over your flaccid or erect penis (I found flaccid easier as the seal as mentioned before was a little tight) and then insert it into the tube. The very helpful instructions, which will guide you on how to use the pump correctly and safely, say that to form the best seal you need to use water based lubricant. Without it the tube doesn't form an air tight seal and you get no effect. You have to lubricate the seal, inside and out, the edge of the tube and your own body and the tube has to be held flush against your pelvis. I found this took LOTS of lubricant and if I was going to use this product every day or every other day I was going to go through gallons of the stuff. So I found a creative solution. I popped the pump on the shelf in my shower. My girlfriend had some initial worries about what her friends would think if they came over for coffee and saw it. She felt like she would have to defend my manly prowess. I did have to ask her what her friends would be doing in our shower though. Anyway, used in the shower the water forms an excellent seal and you have some privacy and alone time to pump away happily. As it's right there in the shower it has the added effect of reminding you to pump and it quickly becomes just another part of your morning routine. Shower time does start taking a little longer though. Effects. As I said, I measured myself before the test and started paying attention to any changes. I noticed a slight increase in girth and length immediately after the first use but it went away after orgasm. With continued use I noticed that I could pump further without discomfort and that when not using the pump my penis felt bigger and thicker when flaccid and larger when erect. Still not a huge change, kinda like performing at the top of your game but not yet making it into the next league. At the end of the test I measured. Erect I've gained about a centimeter in length and just over half a centimeter in girth. It's hard to take accurate measurements using the pump itself and I measured without pumping that day at all so I used string and then compared against a metal ruler. So erect I have seen a difference and even my girlfriend commented after sex that it felt better. Flaccid I noticed the most difference though. It's longer and fuller and I've got a new swing to the way I walk if you get my meaning. I wasn't the only one to notice that either though. Whilst standing at the urinal taking a leak I noticed one guy do a double take, cough and then leave in a hurry, which just made me laugh. Thanks though, if that was you. So yes guys, it does work. It's a great product and I'm going to keep using mine. To go back to what I said at the start of the review, every guy should have one and I have no idea why they don't. :)
The Jumbo really lives up to it's name. I bought the jumbo because my girlfriend was dissapointed in a slim vibe we had bought and wanted something that stretched her and gave her a challenge. When the Jumbo arrived I was shocked and she was a little intimidated. Seriously guys, be sure you want something quite this big. The toy itself is made of soft latex rubber, so if you have any allergies be warned, and is fairly supple but still rigid enough for what it's designed for. The veins really stand out and you can feel them as they slide in and the head of the toy is really pronounced and pops once you get it in. The vibrations aren't that powerful, but they are noticeable and help you relax as it goes in. With any toy this big lube is vital. Without lots of lube and lots of foreplay this is just going to be a ornament on your mantlepiece so get some lube to go with it and take it slow. So far we've only been able to manage a third of this toy but my girlfriend says she has never felt more full or more stretched. I'd be offended but honestly, this thing is a beast! Good luck!
The Loving Joy Wonder Touch Egg was a bit of a disappointment for my girlfriend and I. The toy itself is great, the different modes are interesting, the control is easy to use and small and discreet enough that you can insert the toy and no one would ever know, and it's waterproof so you can use it in the shower or bath. However the vibrations just aren't that powerful. Internally they just don't do anything and externally the size of the egg diffuses the buzz so it makes a fairly poor clit vibe. Then after a few uses the egg cut out and wouldn't restart. Loving Joy usually make great products, but this one just didn't work for us.
Great value butt plugs. Easily one of the best buys on Sextoys.co.uk and that is saying something. The plugs themselves are smooth vinyl rubber and very soft and flexible which makes them really comfortable to use. The smallest one is great for anal virgins who want to experiment. It's got just enough of a ridge to stay put if you wanted to wear it for w hile to get used to the feeling. Fair warning though, walking around with a butt plug in feels amazing and everytime my girlfriend cums whilst this one is inside her it pops straight out. The medium sized plug doesn't have a ridge so it won't stay put but it will give you something to work up to from the smaller plug. Stretching you so you can go onto the biggest plug. It's big enough that you'll need a bit of lube to get it in and hit helps to relax and take your time with it. Once it's in though it feels amazing and will stay put whilst you wander round the house once you've learned to keep hold of it. Really a great product, especially for someone looking to experiment with anal sex for the first time or for someone who wants to work up to taking something a little bigger. ;)
These cool little clips adjust to vary the tightness on your nipples, have a push button mini vibe in them and come with two sets of batteries to keep you going whilst you enjoy them. That said I think these are better suited to a beginner or someone with a low threshold for pain. Even at it's tightest setting the clips aren't that tight. My girlfriend loves nipple play and is a bit of a pain junkie and whilst she liked them they didn't help her get off any faster. That was until we found another use for them. In the throes of passion I grabbed one of the clips and pulled it off her nipple roughly and used it as a clit vibe. It's pointed tip gives it some really powerful and accurate vibrations and she came in seconds. Overall it's a good product with some unexpected uses but as I said. Better suited for beginners or someone who just wants to try out nipple clamps for the first time. They're not scary, they don't hurt (much) and maybe you'll find something you enjoy.
Pussy pumps have always caught my attention. Theres something really primal about a woman with a big juicy pink pussy and a swollen little clit. When I got to try this one out on my girlfriend I was really excited. Make sure you have lube handy though as it's really hard to get an airtight seal without it and shaving helps keep the seal strong too. Once you start pumping, take it slow and release the air bulb carefully. Listen to your partner. Just next to the rubber bulb is the air release button which can be used to ease off some of the pressure if it's feeling a little too tight. The clear ABS plastic cup steams up in use but don't worry, the show afterwards more than makes up for it and the feelings she will get are intense. Well built product that is fantastic fun to use! Get one!
This product comes in some of the most stylish packaging I've ever seen on a sex toy, which is always a good indicator of quality. Professional photos of a model wearing the bar and smiling. Nothing intimidating at all and there is even the start of an erotic story on the back. It's what's inside that counts though right? The bar itself is a semi rigid piece of plastic wrapped in a nylon sheath with four padded, velcro seal cuffs attached to it. The cuffs are nicely padded and comfortable and hold well enough to struggle against, but could easily be removed by the person in them. The cuffs are also a little on the small side. If you have larger wrists then whilst the velcro closures might reach around, the padded part of the cuff won't which is a little uncomfortable when in use. Velcro is scratchy, something sex really shouldn't be. Then there is the bar. I really wish it had been a little longer. It doesn't so much spread as politely part. I would have liked it to be a little longer or even extendable. It does however politely part the legs enough so that when your partner bends over and cuffs their wrists into the bar too, they are helpless whilst you have easy access and all the control during sex. Paired with a ball gag it really shines. Another fun way to use it is to cuff your partners wrists and ankles whilst they lay on their back so that you can use the bar to raise their legs up to their head so you can completely control the depth and speed of penetration. They have to trust you but that's sort of the point with a toy like this. Overall a cool bit of bondage gear that was well made, stylishly presented, great fun to use and ideal for someone who wants to try out restraints. My only reservation was the size. Everything else was perfect.
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Code: N4817 Spartacus Black Leather `FUCK ME` Collar |
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Code: N6087 Doc Johnson Lil Gum Drops Droplet Butt Plug |
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Code: N1091 Nipple Enlarger System |
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Code: N7170 Dare Anal Desensitising Cream |
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Code: N6514 NAUGHTY Guide to Sexy Fun |
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Code: N7115 Asylum Patient Spider Gag |
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Code: N8064 Xtreme Head Exciter |
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Code: NS5799 Metal Worx Cock Ring (Large) |
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Code: N6664 Nature Skin Big Black Vibrator |
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Code: N6911 Fleshlight Sex in a Can Succu Dry |
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Code: N7736 Fetish Fantasy Wartenberg Pinwheel |
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Code: N5328 Dr. Joel Kaplan Prostate Probe |
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Code: N5878 Leather Collar |
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