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November’s Erotic Book Offer is another amazing money saver!
This month, when you buy Sylvia Dupree’s Guide to Foreplay for £9.95 – you receive a Loving Joy Finger Rabbit bullet absolutely FREE!
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Use the bullet vibe over his erogenous zones, perineum, testicles and more then share with the rabbit clitoral stimulator sleeve for dramatic pleasure for her. The Finger Rabbit is also completely waterproof so why not share a romantic bath or shower with a buzzingly kinky twist.
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We are proud to present this beautiful poem, written by ‘Huff‘ and inspired by ‘Naked in Heels‘.
Permission has been sought and granted to reproduce here. We hope you enjoy as much as we did!
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The house is all quiet and everyone is in bed
Another day over and all goodnight’s been said
So I trek up the stairs to my own place of rest
To snuggle neath covers like a bird in her nest
But while windows wide open, it’s humid, so steamy
Hot summer nights are not conducive for dreaming
Barely a breeze to give open curtains a flicker
So lay a top duvet wearing nothing but knickers
So I lay in the dark but the sleep will not come
So decide if awake I might as well have some fun
For I know what will help to send body to sleep
Some pleasure from buzzing and thrusting in deep
So I reach under pillow and what joy do I find?
My collection of toys to please body and mind
Some small, some large but all give me an orgasm
Some vibrate, some fill, leaving my body in spasms
So I lay on my back, knees up and thighs spread
Close eyes, let naughtiness float round my head
It doesn’t take long, or much, to get this girl wet
I’m juicy, horny and not even touched myself yet
It’s time to get Funky with a G-spot type vibe
So turn it on …”BUZZ”… and slip the wee thing inside
And get in the rhythm, like a seesaw, start rocking
And it doesn’t take long till orgasms I’m clocking-
Mm-hmm this is GOOD! For its size it’s a treasure
Only inches in length but pleasure beyond measure
Oh yes Funky’s fun but there are other toys to try
So sadly set him aside as tears leak from his eyes.
Time for my “Buddy” Rabbit. He’s Thrusting by nature
That pleasantly fills up my hot and tight aperture
Sometimes just the ears on my clit is enough
Other’s… hard and deep cause I like it quite rough
He’s big and he’s blue and makes wonderful noise
And this girl’s quite pleased he’s one of her boys
With a flick of the thumb his lights start a flashing
He’s off! So am I, as the cums start a crashing
I bite on my pillow so not to frighten the neighbours
Back arching, arm aching from one-handed labours
They come in waves now. I see stars start to fall…
Till left exhausted and invigorated curled up in a ball
I’m sticky and sweaty and my thighs are a mess
With a smile like the sun and just feeling the best
The sweet scent of sex in the air it still lingers
And taste on my skin as I suck and lick fingers
I pull Rabbit from burrow to put away in his hutch
After a lick and a kiss and a “Thanks very much.”
All the rest tidied away, but where easy to find
And a promise to use all the others next time
I look out the window at the bright and full moon
That glows like my skin and helps light up the room
I feel happy and sexy and all over beautiful
In need of a shower but can’t move from this lull
My eyes start to flutter and the world to recede
As I slip into sleep that my body now needs
My one final thought as it all fades away
Is to dream of the next purchase from Sextoys.co.uk.
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