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Christmas on a budget? Gift ideas for under £10!

If your sex drive is high but your bank balance isn’t, never fear! Here’s a guide to the finest festive treats from Sextoys.co.uk – all under a tenner!


Pure Arousal Super Stretch Ring

Him – Treat him to the Pure Arousal Stretch Ring – or show him you really love him with a Lifetime Love Ring, presented in its own romantic little box! Or how about pleasure he can take in his pocket, with Brea Bennett always spread and ready for him, for just £9!


Tingletip Massage Head

Her – If she loves her pleasure objects, make sure she is satisfied this Christmas by presenting her with a vibrator such as the Dinky Dazzler, the Vibe Alive – Animals, or for clitoral stimulation fans we have the Screaming O Bullet Buddy or the ever popular and best selling RO-80 Ammunition for Love Bullet. New electric toothbrush for Christmas? Sex it up with the Tingle Tip!


Coquette Christmas Stockings

Clothing & Lingerie – Dressing up is always fun and she will absolutely adore these festive stockings from Coquette … try them in snowy white topped with bows for a pretty, feminine edge. Don’t forget the man in your life! He will find our selection of novelty undies from Male Power hilarious… and so will you! There’s a huge range of styles to suit every man out there – go on, give him a giggle!


Jimmyjane Essentials Pocket Pleasure Set

Lube – Lube isn’t just a bedroom essential, it can be fun too! We have a huge range of flavoured and warming  lubes to suit every taste and every pocket. The Razzels Warming Sampler pack will provide a treat for every night of the week, or why not step up into the heights of luxury with the Jimmyjane Essentials Pocket Pleasure Kit, for less than £6!


I.O.U Merry Sexmas Coupons
Games – Don’t be dull and dreary this Christmas, get some games to keep everyone and everything fun and active! There are Romantic Coupons, IOU Merry Sex-mas Vouchers, and saucy scratchcards to keep you busy and in the mood.

Cream Filled Willies

Naughty Nibbles – You’ve never seen party nibbles like this before! Host a naughty Christmas party, or save these delicious treats and tidbits until the guests have all gone home… Whether you want to festively feed on boobs or willies, we have just the mouthful for you!


Pheromone Candle

Keeping Warm this Winter – Icy frost, sleet and snow are the order of the season and as glisteningly festive as it looks, it sure is cold too! Make sure you’re warmed up and ready for a bit of passion with this Hot Massage Heart. Shared between two, it doubles as a fantastic foreplay accessory. For the perfect romantic atmosphere, add a pheromone candle which will set the scene for some extra intimate love making this Christmas.



52 Sex Position Cards

Into the New Year – Get sexy all New Year long with the set of 52 Sex Position cards! Try something new every week and you’ll have such a spiced up sex life it will make the Christmas mulled wine seem bland.


There is a whole host of flirty and fun Christmas gift ideas that can be found at Sextoys.co.uk. Check out our dedicated Stocking Fillers section for even more pleasure present suggestions… or head straight to the Sex Toys Sale for those crazy not-to-be-missed bargains!

Don’t forget – UK delivery is FREE too. Proud to be saving you money this Christmas.. and providing the best in pleasure and value – from Sextoys.co.uk.

Artificial Sperm

OK – so as you can imagine we get lots of things sent to our office, all with the desire to make it on to the sextoys.co.uk website.

Our buyer, John, has the task of vetting said products which can be an exciting, fun and sometimes downright weird job…….

Today he emailed me with a product which I think we can safely put in to the ‘weird’ category.

Are you ready for it – ARTIFICIAL SPERM……….

The manufacturer claims it is ‘Finest Artificial Sperm’ and they have had tonnes of pre-orders in Germany.

I am not sure what this says about the Germans but personally I cannot imagine what you would use this for unless you work in porn films.

Am I missing something here?