Ellen's Naughty Knickers

Date: (22 September 2011)

A pair of knickers with a hidden remote controlled vibrator - I had to give it a try!

My verdict is a bit mixed on this one. For a start the naughty knickers are not the most attractive underwear you'll ever see. Think purple pvc jockstrap and you won't be far off. They're designed to be one size fits all which inevitably means it's not a very flattering fit. Wide elastic straps across my butt cheeks is not a look I think I can carry off - however they did at least hold it firmly in place, which was good as I figured the only way to put this baby through it's paces was to hand the remote to the blokey and head into town.

The remote control and the vibrating egg are far more attractive than the knickers in a very nice metallic purple. The egg is pretty limited in function with 'on' or 'off' as the only options and the remote doesn't have anything to indicate which setting is current selected which could lead to amusing mistakes if you do what I did and hand it over to a partner who forgets to keep track.

Inserting the egg into the mini dong was a bit fiddly, but with a bit of extra lube and a lot of wriggling it was soon in place. The dong is a bit of a weird shape, kind of cauliflower like, but with no cheese sauce (we hope!). I can't say wearing it for the trip into town was exactly comfortable, but there's no way I was going to forget it was there!

Once switched on it was easy to vary the sensations by changing sitting position or tensing muscles. Best of all, even within the confined space of a car the buzz was so quiet as to be un-noticeable, which is more than could be said for me when we drove over the speed bumps!

Without a doubt the best thing about this toy is the fun of letting someone else control it. Not knowing when it was going to start or stop was quite a giggle, and blokey seemed to have a permanent grin on his face, especially when he pressed the button while I was in the middle of talking to someone.

This is definitely a great gadget for getting the both of you in the mood and for making trips round the supermarket much less tedious, although best not buy anything frozen as you won't to wait to unpack the bags before jumping on each other. I can imagine it would also be fun if you wanted a secret thrill while enduring a boring meeting or suchlike. Having said that, it's not one I'd reach for if I was at home on my own so I don't see it becoming a favourite.

Date: (14 April 2009)

best thing Ive EVER bought, Im highly sexed and as I work long hours I dot get much time for masturbation so i just pop these on every day and turn em on anytime I want to orgasm which is usually 6 to 10 times daily, the vibrating bullet gets me off everytime and Im a 65yr old woman.