REV1000

Date: (01 January 2012)

Delivered less than 24 hours after ordering, excellent service as ever.

Simply put, the best male masturbator I've tried so far, it actually lives up to the hype. No way was I waiting for the recommended 8 hours charging time, it got about 2 and was put straight to use.

Wow, just WOW. Noise aside (it's not THAT bad) the whole experience was amazing, and with so many settings there's bound to be one that is guaranteed to hit the sweet spot.

Not cheap, but definitely worth the money.

Date: (28 December 2011)

Delivery was excellent. Knew exactly where and at what time my product would be arriving.
REV looks the part in terms of its slick design, appears fairly robust, discreet -
I have looked at lots of different types of 'male toys' Some are only fit for the 'bin' - cheap, little thought gone into design or quality of manufacture.
After looking at the REV 1000 and reading some feedback decided to go for it. Not a cheap option but one I thought would be worth the £120.
Sorry to say very disappointed. Noisy doesn't quite put it into context but if you put some 'ear plugs in' you may be able to concentrate on trying to enjoy yourself. Doesn't give the type of sensations i had hoped for. Although there are LOTS of settings most are 'pathetic' unless you like to be 'tickled'
The motor struggles when I'm fully erect and the 'magnet housing' has had to have some 'in house' repairs after only 2 weeks.
Still waiting for a quality male product !

Date: (04 December 2011)

The Rev100 arrived amazingly quickly, ordered Friday lunchtime and it was here Saturday morning!

The unit is well packaged and comes with manual, UK plug charger, spare texture insert and lube. Noticing that the battery is lithium I ignored the instructions telling me to charge for 8 hours before first use. I have no idea why companies keep writing this rubbish, there is no benefit to a lithium cell in providing a longer charge. That is a leftover from NiCad days. A couple of hours charging and the Rev was ready to go.

The fitted texture was a bit of a let down. I tried all the program's on various speeds and it wasn't good. Then I fitted the spare more knobbly texture and, my my! What a difference! I found the best settings were medium speeds as the higher speeds were just too fast. The knobbles massaged my frenulum and foreskin and it built slowly into a very, very long and pronounced orgasm. It's rather strange having a machine wank you off without you having to do anything except lie back and let it happen. I could get used to that! I can see my wrist muscles withering away in the next few months lol.

Clean up was easy. Overall I have been surprised how different this unit feels to anything else I have tried. And I have tried a lot of things. If you are after a new sensation to tease your cock then this might be worth a go. It's a quality product for the discerning wanker!

Date: (01 November 2011)

So. The REV1000. What to say about it...

...oh my!

Ermmmm OK maybe not terribly informative. Let's try again...

...Mmmmmmmmm. Swirly goodness!

It appears that incoherence may be a serious side effect of using the REV1000. Deep breath and last time!

The REV1000 is a rather funky piece of kit. It has a clean curvilinear design which makes it look more like a very expensive kitchen appliance than a sex toy. The packaging is much more restrained and discrete than you see in many toys; no scantily clad young ladies here. All in all it's something you could open in front of your mother without a single blush on either side.

When you get it out to have a play the toy basically consists of three parts. The handle which houses the battery, motor and controls. Attached to this by a magnetic coupling is a plastic cup with a soft silicon inner cup which does the real work. The final piece is a clear plastic cover which surrounds the rotating cup. Cleaning post use is a simple case of unscrewing the plastic cover (which I found needed a good wash also) and popping off the cup assembly and a good douse for both.

A quick word of warning here; make sure you are hard before use or you run the risk of getting caught in the plastic of the rotating cup which makes me wince just thinking about it!

The manual claims that you should charge the toy for eight hours before using it. Like I have that sort of patience! A good splash of lube and away I went.

It must be admitted that when you do switch on the whole discretion thing rather breaks down; it can only be described as loud. If you are particularly coy it does sounds more like a drill than a vibrator so I suppose you could claim you were just putting up some shelves.

In use the REV1000 is very different to any other toy I've tried. Most masturbators rely on ridges or nubs to enhance the process. The REV1000 on the other hand uses a rotary action which feels closer to a very talented blow job than anything else. There are a set of controls on the handset but when in use you may find that you lose the ability to fiddle with buttons so I found it best to pick a favourite program (2,3 and 7 were my favourites) and stick with it.

You get two interchangeable inner cups, one with quite fine extensions and the other which much thicker heavier ones. The quality of your orgasm is altered quite markedly by the cup you choose. The finer extensions give a longs slow burn and the thicker extensions a much quicker climax though in both cases the orgasm is very intense. Changing the cups is a bit of a pain but it's well worth doing to see which you like most. And of course the use of an interchangeable inner cup does give the toy producer the option of producing inner cups in new and exciting designs (hint, hint!)

All in all the REV1000 is a fabulous personal pleasuring device and in a just world should be the equivalent of the ubiquitous bunny in every discerning gentleman's top draw.

Just watch out for the incoherence after use!